Bit misty innit

A more successful #MendingMonday project that you will have to trust without photographic evidence is that I fixed the underwire that was poking out of my expensive bra 🪡

I'm trying to make #MendingMonday a habit instead of letting things pile up, and I have gotten off to a strong start by absolutely butchering this kids anthology 😂

At least the pages are in the right order?

we went out to visit all the flowers!

"Conversation is when you don’t know what the next thing the person you are with is going to say." -- John Cage

The kind of day when you download a diagram of the human body so you can map everything that's hurting.

Hey Fedi, in the spirit of "be the algorithm you want to see in the world", I've started a new project to show you hot men on the Fediverse: @HotMenOfMasto

This new account is consensually boosting -- not posting -- SFW selfies of masc-presenting, real users here on the Fedi. It's a curated account by me, not a bot, and I have a delightfully broad definition of what I find hot as a gay man.

Slowly adding new pics as I get consent. (Some of my mutuals need to check their DMs 😉)

1/x

Happy Aphelion Day, the day the Earth is the farthest from the sun in its orbit.

https://badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/aphelion-day-and-a-subscription-sale

oh holy fuck I love tea

Welcome to lying down zone. Inhabitants of this zone are recognisable by how they are lying down. To enter this zone, lie down

Does anyone here make #zines? I would like to buy them. They can be about whatever whatever whatever you like… please link in replies. Boost for reach because I don’t know what hashtags to use #bonkwave #creative #maker #poetry #art ?

@beandreams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqxjfp4Gi0k
Disclaimer: friend hasn’t actually tried making this yet, so I can’t confirm this works, but I don’t see why it shouldn’t.

Anyone have recommendations for a simple, no-logins-required RSVP gizmo? I want to send a link to friends that will allow them to indicate whether they're planning to come to a recurring event each week without having to give even so much as an email address.

Strong preference for anything that isn't a big corporate data harvesting machine.

More photos from yesterday’s humid hike where so many #mushrooms (and slime moulds) were seen! #Mushtodon #Fungiverse

Only upon reviewing the photo, to my surprise, a slug who was feasting on the mushroom was peering out from underneath! #Mushtodon #Fungiverse

Parts of Wood Buffalo National Park received as much as 40 mm of rain on Sunday, helping firefighters working on the Bear Creek complex near Highway 5.

https://cabinradio.ca/299369/news/environment/wildfires/heavy-rain-helps-crews-working-on-highway-5-wildfires/

So let me tell you about “Baby Sharking”. In #NYC, it is considered stunningly rude to play sound on your phone while you’re on a bus or subway. But sadly a few people do it anyway, and it’s also considered rude to confront them. So I have found a solution.

When someone is making phone noise (almost always scrolling TikTok) on the bus or subway, I stand next to them and blast “Baby Shark” on my phone. They can’t say anything, because they can’t very well say that I’m being any ruder than they are being. So 90% of the time they turn off the TikTok, put on headphones or leave. And then I immediately stop of course.

I encourage other New Yorkers to do this.

Hey. Hey. I have an Extremely Important and Scientific Poll.
Please help me settle a debate by determining where Linux country is.

#Linux users, where are you:

under communism there is one big feeling and we all feel it on Thursdays. this week it's 'quiet hope.' last week was 'that specific ache when a song ends.' attendance mandatory

Just learned that "slub" is actually a word.