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Lincoln Memorial misinformation runs afoul in Washington, D.C.

Something is afoul in D.C., and it's not just the rotting tadpoles. What is going on at the Lincoln Memorial Lagoon?

The past week has seen Liberals blaming the Right, MAGAts blaming former Olympians, and Trump laughing all the way to the bank while blaming everyone but himself.

Be sure, As yet Undecided's dedicated teams of water-feature memorials and cyanobacteria experts will bring the most accurate news
#trump #pool

📯𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘒📯 BREAKING NEWS

Leaked ICE agent and support name list includes a 97-year-old Nazi War criminal, Dieter Sauckel.

Sauckel was Obersturmbannführer at the Sachsenhausen concentration camp, where his duties were a closely guarded secret.

How he has managed to evade capture, and how he came to be recruited by ICE, remain a mystery. AyU is determined to investigate!

#DHS #whitehouse

📯𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠:

Kim Karhashian has failed the bar exam following several years of not attending law school.

Kim has spent the last several years trying to follow in her father's footsteps by not attending law school.

Better luck Next time. #kardashian #lawyer #barexam

🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒! Pelosi Announces Retirement

The Former speaker of the House will be riding her returns into the sunset in 2027.

A polarizing figure in American politics. Pelosi paved the way for privileged, "hard-working," bureaucratic hangers-on to leverage clever tricks to supplement their already large salaries.

Many around Congress believe the trailblazing octogenarian's bold announcement will kick off a new trend, ushering in what some are dubbing the #ABOUTTIME movement.#Congress