RE: https://mastodon.online/@ixi/116861488111412102

"Disbanding" is the *perfect* word here

My smartest #HomeAutomation: power cycle microwave at midnight.
Now the microwave's clock is set correctly, every day!

Insufferable

RE: https://mastodon.au/@nigl/116854519318264616

The only consonants in life are dth and txs

Getting a lobotomy, anybode want one?

RE: https://mastodon.au/@nigl/116854519318264616

The only consonants in life are dth and txs

@cvvhrn @ai6yr wow no cw for f-35 cloaca

Getting a lobotomy, anybode want one?

The moon has spent billions of years following the Earth around without ever asking if they're "still on for tonight". There is a certain dignity in assuming the plans remain unchanged. #gooderliving

Jfc I just want to conditionally append a map to a list IT SHOULDNT BE THIS HARD

RE: https://eigenmagic.net/@arichtman/116843067879072281

I'm in Hellm {{again}}

what an absolute station wagon

cc @dgar @thegarbagebird for the awful joke

Insufferable

If I were a chicken I would simply fly the coop.

Remember the open-hand-thumb-on-nose taunt gesture? Whatever happened to that? How did it even start? Seems wacky.

Technically, the extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

@MaddieM4 go templating is just so manifestly (har har) the wrong tool for the job

In my curly parsley era

What happened to wholemeal pasta? It was a whole thing and now I can only find it in organic variety. Is it all protein pasta now?