The problem with listening to "Sleepyhead" is that it's a very enjoyable song to hear one time but it will refuse to leave my brain for days

Me to trans sapphics: "you're so adorable and hot and funny and cool"

Trans sapphics: "omg thank you! :blushing_rainbow_pregnant_neodog_with_googly_eyes: "

No seriously i how can i get that gock on my tongue

I don't have a lewd alt, because i'm pretty lewd on here already. I do have a kink alt, because my kink can be triggering and also i feel like people might think i'm odd for making posts like "when i finally break 300lbs i'm going to celebrate by devouring an entire cake in one sitting :ablobcatbongo: ".

I have a legitimate grievance: two years ago i bought two swimwears, and since then i have nearly outgrown them both. For kink reasons this is very exciting but for recreation and for my wallet it is not

The two-piece stretches, but like there's a limit to stretchiness. The springy strings between my breasts and on my hips are stretched to the limit. The top rolls up and the bottoms roll down like window blinds over a beach ball. Still fits though. Mostly.

As for the one-piece, as shown below, not so much. I nearly broke the rear clip on the top half just trying it on. I have serious doubts about its integrity in the water. Hot as it would be, i definitely do not need my tits springing out in the apartment pool like a double-barrel snake-in-the-can gag.

This is exactly the sort of thing i wanted when i set out to become a chunky gal and i am ecstatic about that but also like. I wanna go swimming.

Cascadian in spirit

Midwestern in body

Puppygirl in mind

Gah I love that scene in Dark Souls where John Dark shouts at the BBEG, "You're gonna need more souls buckaroo" and the BBEG guy says, "Remember John, every soul has its dark" and then he darks his souls all over John.

Best scene in the game NGL

i'm looking at boobs

Girlthing that can get along with the "Sister! :akko_hug: " crowd just as well as with the "sister :blobcathearts: " crowd

robotgirl with a backup handcrank for when the power runs out :neobot_pleading:

(this is a cope i will never be able to afford permanent hair removal)

Why pay for permanent hair removal when you can just wait for all your facial hair to turn white so it's less noticeable anyway 🙃

Favorite band of the week: Pupil Slicer

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I'm actually fine being asked these by the way, this was a silly shitpost.

I'm 5'4", my shoe size is US 10, and my ACE score is 9.

had some alcohol tonight instead, i didn't have 8 - 15 beers like the meme i posted earlier but i dont like beer that much. I did finish a bottle of vodka though. Disappointing that i dont have a backup. Maybe i shall have some bourbon as a nightcap instead

It doesn't help that i've had to stop my mood stabilizer (thc) for potential pre-employment drug screens that probably won't happen. Why are those even a thing

Never ask a trans woman her height

Her shoe size

Or her ACE score

Idea plural system with headmates named after the months of the year but they keep splitting unintentionally so after 12 they have to start making up new months

i know how i'm staying cool this summer 👀

Boob, singular. Just the one tit tonight. Enjoy.