I hereby nominate the Keanu Reeves / Al Yankovic ticket for 2028.
I don't really care which one is president - let them swap weekly - whatevs.
I'm unsure if I'm joking.
https://variety.com/2026/biz/news/weird-al-yankovic-rejected-ai-commercial-money-offer-1236800794/
Yay! All I hear is he's a good dude. love it.
Me <just back from a dog walk in the heat/humidity>: WHEW
Wife: How was your walk?
Me: Sticky!
Brain: you mean...
Me: Wait, let's talk about this
Brain: IT'S STICKY TO WALK AROUND TO WALK AROUND THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME IT'S STICKAAAAAY
Me: goddamn it
Brain: STICKY
STICKY
STICKY
STICKY
Trump's Freedom 250 stage falls apart as dancers scramble to avoid injury.
Everything Trump touches falls apart because of all the grift.
how it's going
Attorney General Bonta Rebukes Trump’s Latest Attempt to Bully California into Assisting with Federal Government’s Draconian Mass Deportation Agenda https://oag.ca.gov/news/press-releases/attorney-general-bonta-rebukes-trump%E2%80%99s-latest-attempt-bully-california-assisting
A while ago I posted a wish for
>> a browser extension that when it encounters a button labeled "Maybe later" replaces its label text with "F**k all the way off" <<
The toot blew up in a small way so I had no choice but to create that extension. If you run Chrome or Firefox (or one of its forks), go to https://fatwo.lol and click on the appropriate logo to install this browser extension.
@James @RickiTarr normalize asking white folks, "where is your family from?"
Trump’s Freedom 250 stage falls apart while dancers rehearse on it — with one piece narrowly missing a performer
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-freedom-250-stage-falls-b3007922.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into politics @politics-Independent
#herecomestherain #ThursdayFiveList
Counting Crows - Raining in Baltimore
https://youtu.be/_Bxohwsx14Q?is=KiisBtadHxYywJwX
Temptations - I Wish It Would Rain
https://youtu.be/Z-es4Q8AJaU?is=LM-BaMtYxUhv4JCN
Missy Elliott - The Rain
https://youtu.be/hHcyJPTTn9w?is=nbm7E-dhlwmJraRA
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
https://youtu.be/VCY68BmSMsQ?is=ClhfcnVJv-BoQOMo
Toto - Africa
https://youtu.be/Kb7lAMjFuA0?is=74Kg4x5DXK3fGweT
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Who's in the Reflecting Cesspool? https://www.patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
@Wintergr33n he recently received a new house!
Beep Boop
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But seriously, McConnell is probably in a coma, or dead, but his office says nothing because they want to hold onto power until the last possible second before they are found out.
This ploy has been used many times over the course of history by hateful despots and their handlers. I'm not the least bit surprised by this.
Imagine if Biden or Obama had made 327 stock purchases in a single day and then, the next day, announced a policy change guaranteed to boost those stocks, while announcing “GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”
Any previous president would have been quickly impeached and convicted, by both parties.
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/markets/trump-stock-trades-before-tariff-pause-rcna352723
My wife is a nurse at a trauma hospital, and will be working on the 4th of July. She has asked me to ask y'all to please do your best to avoid blowing yourselves up, as doing so means she might have to work late. Thank you for your attention in this matter.