A scientist, a philosopher, and a poet walk into a bar.

They all drink heavily to try to forget the state that society is in.

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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Do not cooperate in salvage schemes.

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How do you make an egg roll?

Push it downhill.

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My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, 'Which one do you want?' I said I'd take either/oar.

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it's #caturday

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I am completely innocent of all charges against me, but I enjoyed every minute of it

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

The world is full of terrible podcasts. But the absolute worst podcasts are those in which Americans talk about French cinema. Particularly the New Wave. It's like watching dogs try on shoes. But not cute.

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