nice small scale hacker event in noord-amsterdam this weekend, entry on donation and very affordable catering. check tbd.camp for more details.

Every year, @huertanix and I do a "Worst of Cybersecurity Eeporting" talk at @cactuscon. We first roasted 2019 articles and keep getting invited back. We work on this talk all year long, discussing candidates in a shared doc, and we'd love your help.

@huertanix @cactuscon

If there's an article that made you cringe or throw your laptop across the room, please let us know and we'll consider it for inclusion! It has to be a news article, not an op-ed, not a stand-alone social media post, not broadcast/audio news, and not marketing materials published by brands.

In the US, they put bible verses on fast food packaging.

In Germany, my ice pop is definitely suggesting that autofellatio would bring me joy.

Sure these heatwaves are bad but can you imagine how sad the shareholders of Shell would've been were they forced to compensate for the environmental damage Shell was causing? Number couldn't have gone up as much :(

I just saw a French man cook an egg in his window.

I did not understand a single word spoken, yet,

I understood everything he said.

French not required to understand this video.

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#Hitteplan #Hittetips #Amsterdam

Lool, on r/LegalAdviceUK someone is fighting with tesco to get the berry offer on bananas

https://reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1u0mwsr/extremely_low_stakes_legal_question_tescos_are/

BOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes

EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?

BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

my last name has wound up on some campaign database without my first name, so i keep hitting unsubscribe pages that ask "Not white? Please don't use this form"

Playing the kitty bagpipes

Here is a 4-way QR code with no moving parts, using parallax!

I first tried to make it out of cardboard, painted with the plotter, but that turned out too imprecise, so 3D-printed it is.

BERLIN: I'm teaching a 4-week intensive summer course at TU Berlin. Learn all you need to create electronics projects. For all skill levels -- total beginners on up.
Registration is open till 22-June.
Very reduced price for all TU Berlin students,.
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healthy masculinity is taking turns trying to make something land on something else

me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face

tungsten dioxide:

#chemistry #joke #humor

Oh my, this is spectacularly to the point -

https://sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Today on "can't make this shit up":

I've been in a German hospital for a few weeks. For every meal we get to pick from three options. My hospital roomie picked "fish and chips".

Lo and behold: