#prank #pitch legally filing for a name change of someone who flies a lot on the job to db cooper

Beige made me mispronounce Kevin Feige

My new 1.2kW blender saved my life this heatwave. Low fat milk and frozen fruit keeps the shitposts plopping

Meaty Police following Argentinian players from their bus so they don’t try to defect to the land of the free

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/us/peter-thiel-aspen-pope-china-ai-cec

This man is unwell.

My cat seemingly couldn’t tell the difference between fireworks and thunderstorms

If trump would face a firing squad he would release a themed crypto and bribe the squad

Australia’s goalie is named Beach

@Kierkegaanks this is actually why people pay thousands of dollars for a ticket: in the hopes they'll see something that won't be televised

Right now Australia (125) is playing Egypt (5200) and the age difference seems unfair

It’s terrible when world cup players ritually disembowel themselves on the pitch after an own goal, seppuku style. Where is the forgiveness?

it will take approximately 21 years to pay back the student loan debt incurred for the marketing degree that resulted in this sign

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the Democratic Socialists of America and why people should be afraid of them ...

Has anyone seen Crow-Anna lately?

Jack Smith says he’s ready to hit Trump with new trial when his term ends - Alternet.org

https://www.alternet.org/trump-jack-smith-2677151317/

When will we collectively come to understand that Peter Thiel and Alex Karp are mentally ill with deranged delusions and too dangerous to be in the positions they are?

A timeless Nihilist Arby's tweet from July 4 2020 that just keeps on giving.

Whatever it is, whatever you do, it will never ever have enough purity to be enough