July 5th in the US feels like a wasted hangover day, even if you don't drink.

Here's a concept conceived by a nine-year-old boy that is worthy of consideration: The Limited States of America.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/my-9-year-old-son-s-school-rejected-his-essay-on-george-washington-i-was-shocked-when-i-found-out-why/ar-AA27cxsi

Some of my neighbors are assholes. This debris was in my backyard right up next to the house. The barrage began at around 21:15 and ended at 01:15.

The United States is 250 years old today and, like some seniors, it shows signs of memory problems, has fallen victim to scammers, and is struggling just to stay alive.

This holiday brings to mind a "summer gift" sign featured on *Late Night with David Letterman*.

"If this grill is not clean enough for you, go home. Nobody is forcing you to stay here."

A timeless Nihilist Arby's tweet from July 4 2020 that just keeps on giving.

I like this cartoon.

Credit: Jesse Duquette (https://www.jesseduquette.com)

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inspired by @Ponderingbear

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#Trump #POTUS #Megalomania

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#TrumpEpsteinFiles #ElonMusk #Welfare #FoodInsecurity #USPolitics #RepublicanHypocrisy

Do you live near a data center that makes a noise loud enough to bother you in your home? If so, please DM me. Also, please boost this so I get some responses. I need some information.

To improve your mood.

https://youtu.be/CExygD1iEu0?list=RDCExygD1iEu0

Der müsste was für @dickenhobelix sein ...

Well, I have been told that this Levantine deity is the most unpleasant character in all fiction.

My company sent out a internal phish about signing a document for the company's stock distribution.

I don't think anyone outside of management was fooled, because it's the same company that won't allow you a third slice of pizza if they're feeding you for working through lunch.