"Fare thee well, brave knight." I waved a silk hankie.

Clanking platemail almost drowned out the reply. "If it please you, wish me a farewell, lady."

"Fare thee well. Again." I raised my voice. "Shouldst thou #perish, I shall—"

"No, my armour's already polished, thank you."

I gritted my teeth. "I said, shouldst thou perish—"

"What? I'm invading a kingdom, not a parish!"

I drew a deep breath and shrieked, "Begone!"

#MastoPrompt #MicroFiction