Straight women across America would choose a man made of baskets over real straight men.

That's where we are now:

Bears, volcanos, other women, hobbies+pets, solitude, menopause Crone Phase, and wicker basket dudes > Dudes.

Cishet dudes need to gotdamn reflect and do some work.
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(Dear Reader, They will not do that.)