My spirit animal today is the perpetually exhausted pigeon. Just down 20 ounces of coffee and they haven't done a single thing.

Do you hear the people sing.

I just saw an add for cinnamon roll flavor Craft Mac and Cheese... I think I rather keep seeing political adds.

Sipping on earl Grey, hot, on my way to work. Rest Captain Picard, your mission is done.

The first thing I see after leaving work is that Sir Patrick Stewart passed away? What the hell is this timeline.

I've been playing with the BT Speak for the last week, and I have one very important question... Why? I'm struggling to come up with a scenario where this device could fit into my life. It's not a bad device. Far from it. If you need a speech only note taker, it’s an excellent choice. But at that point, why not just use your phone or computer? I'm trying really hard not to dismiss the device. is a really quality product, and I'm genuinely excited for the braille version.

I created a spreadsheet with all the students assignments and instructor notes. I called it the giant spreadsheet of doom™. Tomorrow will be fun!

I'll be the only instructor at the training center I work at tomorrow. Not AT instructor, but instructor period. Some would panic, but I'm actually looking forward to the chaos. This is why I keep my RT and O&M certifications current, even though I don't use them. It allows me to fill in multiple rolls and to do crazy things like that.

Backtalk is making my iOS device feel sluggish. Holy hell. This screen reader is seriously impressive. Why aren't more blind people talking about this.

I've never been so tempted in my life to switch to android. Backtalk is a game changer. It is so freaking responsive, it makes me weep It is incredible.

I love Spaniards. They've made cussing an art form and it’s delightful to hear.

Student that has procrastinated for 7 months suddenly wants to work hard and cram on his last few weeks of training. I wish this was unusual

At the rate things are going my desk will have a head shaped dent by the end of day

And just like that... my day just got much better.

People give iOS a lot of flack for being a grid of icons. But you know what it has? It's predictable. And it’s been moving away from that for a few years now. Sigh... At least I'll be employed for a long while.

And that's just the machine. I'm dreading when we cover magnification and screen reading solutions. Even the best magnification and screen reader combo in terms of documentation and context sensitive help, Fusion, is needlessly complicated.

Software should not be released until it has been used by the entire teams less tech savvy family members and friends. Especially user design. Just spend Two hours trying to teach an 81 year old how to use her new windows 11 machine. We got as far as The windows key opens the start menu. this person wants to learn. They are passionate and came in with a great attitute. It's just things are so confusing if you've never used a computer before.

A firmware update and a lost bit locker key. Yup, this is going to be my thursday.

Eyes feel like they are on fire, stress migraine just kicking me in the cranium, and dealing with a cranky toddler. Yup, can I get a do over today? Please? Please?

This is the most overkill thing I've ever experienced. My current driver has a back seat cover, on top of that he has plastic sheeting, and on top of that, he has yet another seat cover. putting on the seatbelt was a nightmare, and Lucas's car seat was even worse.