This is the only exciting thing that happens in my town "
HEREFORD — A school bus caught fire Monday afternoon near the intersection of East Lane Ranch Road and South Kings Ranch Road, but the driver and five children aboard were able to evacuate safely."
@cmconseils Who is he, lucky guy. You have attention for him, seems like
Question for the fedi ❓
Where is a good place to shop online besides Walmart and Amazon.
large selection.
Reasonably fast shipping.
Good prices.
Do you think JD Vance picks fights with his wife on purpose?
You know, so she'll make him sleep on the couch as a "punishment"
stop asking why the chicken crossed the road. he doesn't owe you an eggsplanation.
“Barkeep!”
“What can I get you?”
“A saucer of your finest milk.”
“Coming right up.”
“Much obliged.”
Look at me Father, I'm LEAPING! FATHER!!!
DON'T FACT CHECK ME!
A Memoir:
Remember when you were a kid and thought that if your ear was ringing, it meant someone was thinking or talking about you? Turns out it’s just tinnitus. What a disappointment!
We have got to fix our mental healthcare system.
For all the connoisseurs of exotic emotional blends out there, let me recommend this perfect balance of annoyance, compassion, disgust and elation:
Simply have a kid wake you from an intriguing dream at one o'clock in the morning to throw up in your face, then abruptly realize that you no longer have to leave the house and take them to school in six and a half hours and, once you clean up the puke and soothe everyone back to sleep, you now have a nice, leisurely morning to look forward to
*staring at a ripped hoodie from 2002*
*glances over at a pile of new hoodies*
Me: Yep, time to stitch you up again, little buddy.
Reposts of strips from my book collection TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.
Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, a young adult verse novel about the Chinese immigration experience through Angel Island.
shhh… randolph is concentrating
Trump is brazen and clumsy in his lies, and it doesn't matter. Vance is glib and acrobatic in his lies, and it doesn't matter. It's all normalized now.
If you are applying for jobs on LinkedIn, you're not really applying for jobs as much as you are throwing your resume into an endless void, from which nothing returns.