come on everybody little clap

hi, I'm mister beast and this is my patented beast mister. are your beasts dry? moisten your beasts by misting them with mister beast's beast mister. remember, for moister beasts, it's best to mist with mister beast's beast mister: the better mister, for better, moister beasts.

It’s all but confirmed that it (and by extension three houses) takes place on postpostapocalyptic future earth

I want to share some Rhode Island beverage lore with you. There is a beloved Rhode Island restaurant chain called Newport Creamery. Its signature item is a milkshake called an "Awful Awful." The slogan of this milkshake is: "IT'S A DRINK". The quotes are part of the slogan.

After 90 hours playing all four routes in part one of Fortune‘s Weave, I finally moved on to part two, and holy shit is it unhinged. There is some crazy shit that happens off screen between parts. we’re talking “somehow Palpatine returned” level.

If I’m gonna shirk something it’s probably gonna be a responsibility. Maybe a duty if I’m in the mood for it. There aren’t many other things I’d shirk.

Bankruptcy? I would never. I support kruptcy in all its forms

it's admirable to want to provide for others but first and foremost, you have to look after your own well-being. when that being first moved into your well, it made itself clear to you, that you must regard its needs as foremost. the well-being is a jealous being and if it senses you are putting some other being's interests before its interests, it may become angry

I’m doing Theodora’s route after the other three and I can’t believe this character was here all along and I could have met him at any time. I’m only encountering him 75 hours into Fortune’s Weave. What a vocal performance. I’m blown away

based on my filter bubble I have come to the conclusion that You Can See Everything is the most successful movie of all time

this year's midterm elections are the most important elections in american history. that's because they're currently happening, and other elections in american history are not currently happening, and things that are happening are more important than than things that aren't happening

trout, trout, let it all out. this is the fish that I toot about

Let's try approaching this situation with a little bit more T.R.O.U.T.

Teamwork
Realism
Optimization
Understanding
Trout

yo mama's so outdated she thinks it's still a security best practice to rotate passwords periodically despite this being directly contrary to NIST recommendations as of nearly a decade ago

I predict that in 100 years nobody will remember the comic strip Peanuts or its characters, except for the misremembered fact that “Charlie Brown had hoes”

wow php... celebrity deaths always hit so hard

Man I slept like a log.

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Have you ever been wronged so egregiously that it’s embarrassing to tell anyone what happened because if you did you would sound like one of those AITA posts where OP is leaving out the details to make themselves a saint but is later revealed to have behaved monstrously

Just want to be clear that I don't condone anything. Bear in mind that anything that ever happens, anything whatsoever, happens without my express condonement

My dermatologist invited me to an exclusive VIP skincare party