Enjoyed seeing me on Mock The Week the last few episodes, or watched my special on Sky on Saturday night and want to see more?

No?

Ah, ok. Well let me try to make it up to you: I’m filming a stand up show in a few weeks in London! Details and tickets here:

www.pleasance.co.uk/event/glenn-...

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?

ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

The signature of Guy Fawkes before and after purchasing the Etsy calligraphy gift set

Did a really stupid one at the end.

Did a really stupid one at the end.

Every West End show is either The Jungle Book: The Musical! or a one week run of a play starring a massive name like Tom Hardy and everyone’s in vests and it’s called Piss

If you missed its first outing, you can hear my stand up series TONIGHT on BBC Radio 4, 18:30

Enjoyed seeing me on Mock The Week the last few episodes, or watched my special on Sky on Saturday night and want to see more?

No?

Ah, ok. Well let me try to make it up to you: I’m filming a stand up show in a few weeks in London! Details and tickets here:

www.pleasance.co.uk/event/glenn-...

Thinking back to when a grinning man sidled up next to me in Tesco and did the Prefab Sprout deep-voice ‘Albuquerque’ and I was racking my brain trying to work out what this was possibly referencing but I politely laughed anyway and he went ‘oh my GOD sorry I thought you were someone else’

This is a famous optical illusion: it may look like a vase, but if you look closer it's actually Prince William and Ross Kemp.

Have you heard the news?

No?

Then tonight’s Mock The Week will broadly go over your head, sorry. 9pm, TLC.

Finding Gears Of War E-Day seriously relatable. I personally love going to Clothes Shop, Shoe Shop, and Family Restaurant.

Have you heard the news?

No?

Then tonight’s Mock The Week will broadly go over your head, sorry. 9pm, TLC.

This is dismal. Five and a half hours to go.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlsgztdcwy2vfm744qzthat2/post/3my2q6wsv3s2t

Up at 6am (for Budpod) to spend the entire day here from opening to closing (for Budpod), and we’re not allowed outside at any point (for Budpod).

It’s ANOTHER Button Boys live show! Tonight! South London! Balham to be specific! With special guest Jordan Brookes!

7pm! Last tickets here:

www.tickettailor.com/events/cheer...

Mock The Week! TLC, 9pm. Here’s a Mock’s eye view.

Another Week, another Mock The.

TLC, 9pm tonight!

I’ve named it the Fleshlight-O-Matic, Gromit!