Every night I fart myself to sleep.

#beanMaxxing

I did not under-commit to SparkleMotion, SparkleMotion over-required of me.

My advice to youngsters is that college isn't for everyone. Get yourself a chainsaw. The real money is in tree removal.

morning :neocat_heart:

Went on a daytrip to Sheffield yesterday and have to yap about it - I might even cobble together a shitty vlog for my studio - BUT not until this commission and comic page and event crunch is dealt with!

(Speaking of events: I'll be at Queer Panic tomorrow ❤️ Wharf Chambers Leeds)

#Commission #WIP #WorkinProgress #wipWednesday #art #MastoArt

My boyfriend and I did pumpkins for Hallowe'en. He paints and I carve ✨

🐙🎃🐯

#Halloween #Pumpkin

You can do anything you set your mind to as long as your mind is set to do a really shitty job.

The monkey's paw gives you the finger.

The monkey's paw curls a finger.

I feel like I ate a gallon of chili, but I only ate some chicken and a salad.

WHAT DOES IT MEANNN!?

@TheBreadmonkey Time is the only currency

Money isn't real

hey, we're having a Bandcamp listening party for our #HalloweenMusicJam EP on Thursday evening! come listen to the freshest Halloween holiday classics, with such favorites as: "The Halloween Mouse", "All My Friends Are Monsters", and "Night At The Mausoleum"!

The party starts at 7:30pm US Central Time! wooOOooOo...!

https://halloweenmusicjam.bandcamp.com/merch/halloween-music-jam-listening-party

It’s really pretty simple. 4 fingers, 4 strings.

#BassFacts

I’m making a baked apple with honey and cinnamon because I keep abstaining from buying chocolate but I want a dessert.

There are these repeated injuries in hadrosaur tails. There were a few theories on this, but one of them stands out. No easy way to say this: some dinosaurs were really into rough sex.

Link: https://www.cell.com/iscience/fulltext/S2589-0042(25)02000-0

#dinosaurs #paleontology

Eldest has made some Halloween Treats, representing the very spooky Janet Street Porter.

In case you thought I was kidding.

Remember when God said to Abraham, kill me a son, and Abraham was like aye sure nae bother big man, and God was all lol, ye dinnae need tae, had ye goin there Abe, but fair do’s for goin for it, here, blessed shall your offspring be in all the nations of the Earth, ye ken?

Here I come with a new question. I gotta stop using gmail. What do you kind, smart people recommend?

#email

(boosting appreciated)