Nezná někdo prodejnu se serverovým HW s možností osobního odběru v Brně? *thinking*

Mojí vinou pracuju v IT. Je tu plno lidí, co pořád někam spěchají, zrychlují, běží nějaký závod. S příchodem AI je to ještě horší. Když se jich ale zeptám kde je cíl, nemají odpověď.

#zpomal #noai

"Back to work today, forgot my pass so locked bike outside Cannon Street station. Left work at 6pm to find just the cut lock and no bike, resigned to never seeing my trusty stead again asked the station if they have cameras. A guy appeared waving at me, asked me to put the code into my cut lock. He replied ‘I have your bike’ with a smile I will never forget!! His name is Abdul Muneeb and he works for South Eastern Railways, he was on a break and saw a guy bolt cut the lock and challenged him to give it back, he then took it inside and waited 4 hours after his shift finished to personally make sure I got my bike back. The world needs more Abdul’s, he is a legend of a man and a credit to his employer."
Story Credit: Steve Farmer

Zápisky vývojáře.
Dev 1: Když se zapne tahle funkce, na mapě se zobrazí příliš dat a aplikace přestane fungovat.
Dev 2: Můžeme tedy tuto možnost konfigurace odstranit?
PO: Ne. Zákazník ji může chtít.
Dev 1: Možnost, která znefunkční celou aplikaci?
PO: Ano.

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"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."
Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.
P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.
P.P.S. If you have read this far and still don't get it, this post is SATIRE. Reread it with this in mind.

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