true story: they count the votes in Mississippi by saying “One Mississippi, two Mississippi, “ etc, that’s why it takes a while

How about that storm #SydneyWeatherTooting

All Cobs are Bâtards

“Bash is great, but when it comes to writing more complex scripts, many people prefer a more convenient programming language. JavaScript is a perfect choice…”

excuse me what

sneezing with a mouth full of cashews: not recommended

“Crete Caroline” — Neil Diamandis (1968)

Bill Shatner is going to outlive them all out of pure spite isn’t he

maybe the answer to the baryogenesis problem is that all the anti-matter went to the same place as all of our odd socks

“who gives a crap?” should do trivia on their wrappers like fantales

You know who else had a vulnerability… (Julius Caesar)

just use ports you say? i’m good thanks

tfw you are waiting for the freebsd quarterly pkg tree to get the php updates...

One of the biggest black eyes that Intel ever suffered is that the 64 bit architecture is labelled amd64

PHP: Pretty Huge Pwnings

tbf every day that PHP has existed has been a disaster

I have only just learned that sd cards support an SPI bus mode

In Thrace no one can hear your trireme

In space no one can hear your Jim Beam

I have just learnt that more of my software is in space

I didn’t watch the Twilight movies because it seems they didn’t think it important enough to clarify whether they were talking about civil, nautical, or astronomical twilight