I am blocking the next individual who cites The New York Times as a legitimate source for anything. Please provide credible sources, thx.

I just hope they put down a tarp first cause that can get messy

@amiserabilist That poor man. May he find someone who wants to go to Olive Garden without divorcing him first.

The point at which conservatives finally decide to do the right thing.

#2026Midterms #Conservatives #ConservativeHypocrisy

There are memes, and then there are MEMES.

#2026Midterms #GregAbbott #Texas #GinaHinojosa #BlueTsunami

the democrats have the opportunity now to do something truly hilarious and pass a bill giving everyone $5000

Oh hey, Dems flipped the Texas School Board, too. Remember all that textbook fuckery? Great opportunity to squash that shit <3

https://bsky.app/profile/texasdemocrats.bsky.social/post/3mzj35h5hfx2p

As of today, only 3 districts in the entire U.S. shifted towards Republicans. That’s less than 1%.

RE: https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117556876740026932

Boom.

#meme #memes #frog

For when your server room is on fire …

I apologize for the fact I am going to be out of my mind today celebrating Texas going blue. Please and thank you for your patience :bb:

The winners of this elections seem pretty diverse to me.

Choke on the DEI, suckers 🤘

America won't heal in my lifetime (though it's super important we start the long journey of repairing it for future generations). But I am tickled to live to see Texas have a chance to change for the first time in a long time.

Can we use MAGA tears to cool data centers? Asking for a bunch of losers.

#Funny #Joke #USpol #Elections #IAmDB