You’ve got to love an AI generated advert. What exactly are these people doing?

“Alright Bill, is it in place at your end yet? Gotta be careful replacing this bay window in a single step, given we’ve not taken the curtains down or anything”.

“Where are the tools Frank?”

“Not enough tokens to generate tools in this image as well mate! John, what are you doing to that front door?”

“I don’t know mate, i think my hands have been super-glued to the frame.”

Gratitoot! :artaww:

Since I started my own shop at https://payhip.com/NickEastIndieWriter to sell my #eBooks more directly I've now sold TEN! 😊

I'd like to name and commend the buyers but I don't think I should put their emails online 😜

The first 3 were Australians, but Dutch are now at 2, and 2 from the US today means shared second!

Score so far 😁
Aussies: 3
Dutch: 2
US: 2
Czech:1
Finn: 1
UK: 1

#Gratitude
#IndieAuthor #Indie #Author
#Fantasy #FantasyBooks #Comedy #Satire
#Books #Novel #Bookstodon

#3GoodThings 10.31.2026

- turnout for the last day of early voting was fantastic. It's been a very long time since we saw so many folk at the polls here
- hobie grilled ribeyes for dinner tonight
- I have tomorrow off and a lot of plans.

If you are in San Francisco YOU MUST see “Every Saturday Night” by SFBATCO— it is a PHENOMENAL experience!!!! If you like theater and you like music, this is the one to see!!! The show has been extended to NOVEMBER 7, 2026. It merits another extension beyond that date!!!

https://sfbatco.org

#sanfrancisco #sfbatco

@purplepadma His financial advisor told him months ago he could retire. He just needed to be pushed out of the nest. 😉

Fall colors
#autumn #photography #nature

@feritae
@TheEddieShow Here's the meme that goes with the sentiment.

@feritae It's a good day to have a good day!!

Y'all! It is 8:14 am where I am and I already have my #3GoodThings for 10.30.2026

- another shout out to @drskyskull for the Zelazny's "A Night in the Lonesome October" recommendation. We have had the best time reading this chapter by chapter and discussing it by text each morning. So much so, that we have chosen 2 more books for November and December so we can keep meeting. 💛
- that first cup of coffee while curled up on the couch with a blanket
- looking forward to having my mom here this weekend

I keep seeing my new car parked up outside and smiling. I really didn’t expect to end up loving it like I have. Surprising that I’ve already put over 2000 miles on it. The journeys to work really add up quickly.

#3GoodThings

- I lived at the same time as Patrick Stewart, Dolly Parton, Alan Rickman, and all those other fabulous people. That's pretty cool.

- I started writing a story I've had in my head my whole life.

- I stood up and walked away from my desk to get some steps in.

Someone over on Tumblr just reminded me of this epic contribution to the canon.

https://youtu.be/hA7lv1SDzno

USPS guy out here rocking his NALC shirt. ✊

the kindness and compassion he imbued in Picard taught me more than anyone what it meant to be a good person

when i was alone and adrift and drowning, he was a lighthouse of hope

thank you, Patrick

this pic has always summed it up for me, i’m going to hold onto it dearly

you were my space dad 🩷

I realize that Mastodon is self-selecting, but the number of people I follow who were/are profoundly moved by Sir Patrick Stewart's life, work, and now death, is truly stunning.
❤️

Remembering Sir Patrick Stewart, beloved for his iconic roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Professor Charles Xavier in the X-Men films. Beyond the screen, he spoke out for LGBTQ+ rights and marriage equality, advocating for a world where everyone can live and love openly. His talent and commitment to equality remain an enduring part of his legacy. Rest in peace #NOH8

Done.

#knittersOfMastodon #knitting

#TheEpsteinFiles

Please excuse me, I am about to get shouty.

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DEATH, YOU TOOK THE WRONG OCTOGENARIAN.

AGAIN.

QUIT IT.

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Thank you.
As you were.