I once made a post about how it's absolutely ridiculous that Content Creation (derogatory) went
Media -> People reacting to the media - > Other people making compilations of other people reacting. Literally just stitching other people's videos together and posting it

But now I discovered ANOTHER LAYER
People reacting to the compilation videos

I know where this is going, the next step is making compilations of people reacting to the compilation videos

Saw this off-model crow today

Wait, it's october! BAT MONTH

- So I had one dog pic custom drawn, do you think that makes me one of you furries?!
- Omae wa mou... shiba inu.
-Woof??
(Explodes)

The most implausible thing in the entire Mirror's Edge premise is not that Faith is running on the rooftops and jumping off cranes

It's that she does sommersaults and shit with a dangling single-strap messenger bag. Like 2 minutes into the game she would DIE because the bag flipped around and threw her off-balance while jumping off an antenna or something. Get a snug backpack!

Valve you cowards, give us the transparent purple Frame

Now that everyone is talking about War Dogs, I feel like there should be a followup to this classic

If you want to read an awesome webcomic where "orbital station grandma polycule" is a thing that people just nonchalantly bring up, may I recommend "Runaway to the Stars"

"(Annoyed) Stop looking at my stats bar, my boobs are *down here*!"

Replace silicon valley with 1 billion bats and I guarantee you things will improve

The recent spike in "famous people" suddenly dying is probably due to Death working its claw machine overdrive, trying to get at Trump

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way the spider should be able to fly

One of the long leg spiders in my kitchen broke the Spider Covenant, and moved into one of my drawers. The consequence of such a choice is exile, so I threw it off the balcony to settle somewhere down in the park

What I did not expect is that the spider became AIRBORNE. I saw it drift away on the moderate breeze, very clearly gaining altitude as it went.
I could almost hear it saying "You underestimated me, and for this, too, there will be consequences."

The Juggler-SQL Admin cross training program has been terminated, after staff came back saying thing like "If you are not dropping, you are not learning" and "If you never drop, they will think it's EASY. And that is why the q1 payroll is gone."

Still waiting for the next PMD game: Palworld Mystery MetroiDvania

Bee working hard

If capitalism is so great, explain why there are still no transformation clinics

Errant swishes its big stretchy $$$$-ing wings (which it has).

@volpeon
It has been 0 days since the last sighting

It occurs to me that standing out on my balcony, looking down at some loud drunk young adults below, and feeling superior and secure in my elevated, unobserved position

is basically bird behavior, lol