How did I spend several weeks thinking Halloween was on Sunday. Every plan got messed up.

just saw a kid in the museum, maybe 10 years old, with a blue mohawk and gold trans pride necklace on a field trip with their school.

we're gonna win.

The guy at the early voting place said I look just like "noted cisgender woman"* Mayim Bialik, and after looking her up I think he has a point. Kinda huge coincidence I was feeling really bad about my face today.

*He did not phrase it that way.

Unfortunately she is an actor on The Big Bang Theory. And I am jealous of the fact that she's 4 inches shorter than me but has wider hips (I wish I didn't know this but the internet vomited this information at me when I DuckDuckGo'd her name).

i gotta dress up as Velma for Halloween sometime. Maybe next year? I'm not even a Scooby Doo fan, I just think she's neat. She was a chubby nerd girl with glasses role model for me growing up.

And I wouldn't mind owning an orange turtleneck, red pleated skirt, and orange thigh high socks.

I'm still alive

wait so when someone asks me "what are you doing later" they're flirting?

I'm finally done making my Wonder Woman costume (full costume not pictured).

3d printed Wonder Woman bracers.

LARPers don't tell me to go LARP I can't afford it I don't make LARPing money at my toilet scrubbing job.

Maybe it's just because I mostly hear about them from November Kelly, but everything I hear about modern European LARPs make them sound way too stressful.

I've never done LARPing but the attraction for me is a chill weekend of escapism in the woods.

I just want to help run a medieval tavern for people pretending to be orcs and elves. Or make a silly costume to wear on a hike with friends and occasionally chant spells at other people in other silly costumes. Maybe bop someone with a foam sword.

Everything was normal shaped (for a trans woman on HRT for 10+ years) but the phallus was straight up painful to use, so it had to go.

The person who gets Patreon shout outs on SEVERAL of the podcasts I listen to who changed their name to "Penile Sparing Vaginoplasty Folds Nicely Inside" is fucking me up with jealousy.

I wish I could have gotten that surgery, but it wouldn't have worked with what I had going on.

Elizabeth Holmes chose to have a baby even though she knew she was going to go to prison for 11 years almost immediately after her birth. And she chose to go to prison for all those 11 years instead of taking a deal that would have reduced her sentence. And I can only imagine she chose not to take that deal so that she could continue to claim innocence and continue her grift.

She's a terrible mother. A horrible person.

Anyway that's why I'm not telling everyone to go see the movie even though I had a great time watching it.

As bad as I think 'You Can See Everything" makes Elizabeth Holmes look, she is worse. The movie made her look like a bullshit artist, a liar, and a terrible mother who got caught up in a scheme and maybe defrauded some investors.

In reality she perpetrated that scheme, and falsified people's medical tests, and the documentary only exists because she wanted to launder her image. And she still comes out dirty.

At least in my eyes. Apparently some people come away thinking she's innocent.

Dr. Mario style puzzle game where you're synthesizing new hormones for different kinds of trans people, who you then unlock for multiplayer mode. Starting with human trans men, women, and nonbinary people but then going onto trans robots, cats, airplanes, robot cat planes, lake monsters, ghost, etc.

Basically just a chance to do some transgender utopian writing and make up HRT puns. Catstrogen. Robogesterone. etc.

Almost! It almost worked! Damn. If even just the one side of this test piece worked out, I could just move onto the real piece.

Now I have to make some decisions.

About to iron-on! Wish me luck. It took me almost two hours to trace and cut out this shape, and if this works I have to do it all over again with the corset that actually fits.

#mosstadon

40 squats is getting easier