My gutters are cleaned and my boots are snow sealed

I have adulted enough today.

@onuSBonus and another

https://rusticrootsliving.com/green-tomato-chow-chow-recipe/

Here you go @onuSBonus
Green Tomato Chow (Small-Batch) | Kelly Neil
https://kellyneil.com/green-tomato-chow/

Attention @ai6yr
https://mastodon.social/@JonBaker/117490214748760077

Tom Skerritt in MASH "Sir, you forgot your shingle!"

Such a great performance

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is someone fucking billionaires gently with a chainsaw at a medium pace.

Love,

Darth Osler

@MaddieM4 the fuck did I just read from your retooting

I'm simultaneously not sober nor drunk enough to deconvolute that word salad

https://jorts.horse/@blursedtexts/117486134176214080

@MaddieM4 just going to place this here and walk away slowly

https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks/117480475310572195

For 3 years of undergrad, I had a hobby of baking bread 3 times a week.

I would take most of the overage to the Women's Center at my university.

I am understanding more and more the connection between that and why the director sang at my wedding AND gifted me a quartet

Jesus I'm a fucking clod

So I'm cleaning old stuff out of the pantry.

Cooked some dry garbanzo beans. Looked at them and added preserved lemon, a bit of cooking liquid, black pepper, olive oil, and a couple splashes of RWV ( I think red wine vinegar deserves the acronym treatment)

Not sure if I'll prefer it as breakfast or lunch

Yo
Don't fuck shit up

*Benches self

Betty White is older than Winnie the Pooh?!?!
https://mastodon.scot/@LordWoolamaloo/117441467858301885

Thanks to inspiration from @SRDas and the baking genius @Dr_Bombay , I'm doing this but using harissa because turkey was on sale today and I have harissa
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/284063/deli-style-roast-turkey-for-sandwiches/

Michaelis-Menten kinetics are a super fun part of my history in education.

My med school classmates /hated/ me for our biochem section and I'd do practice kinetics problems with Michaelis Menten applications

*Sigh* *casts pearls before swine again*

The experts say it's not ideal to have my compost pile above 60° C

But a week at 75°C sure does reduce the bulk like a hot damn!

So, I need the internet's help, or at least @SRDas and @skinnylatte

Larb/laab: is the platonic ideal with just cooked protein and saucy, or really well-browned and crispy protein and drier?

You watching Lanterns @APBBlue ?

I have a complicated relationship with the geography

Oh, oh. lanterns. Children

It's pronounced SHAD-run

I think @ai6yr may be interested in this

https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/kenmore-open-source-steel-rainier/b1Fp3cQERDP5hqhgTF15yd

@alice hey

You're awesome!