Typically, a human uses less than 50% of inhaled oxygen. Breathing atmospheric air is a wasteful activity, when performed by everyone, individually. At Torment Nexus, we believe that clean, readily-available air can be better utilized en-masse by being diverted for exclusive use by Torment Nexus.

At Torment Nexus, we believe in innovation and disruption of the set ways of the industry. Where others employ an orphan crushing machine, we ask the question: what if a (metaphorical, not legally proven to actually exist) orphan shredder is more efficient?

Please note that Torment Nexus is not affiliated with Traditional Anguish, the company that offers a Torment Nexus-like experience, but in a classic, traditional, and woke-free way, designed for real men.

We have nothing in common with them besides sharing the same holding company, as well as a number of assets and resources.

We have heard your concerns, and have identified and located the one Torment Nexus employee solely responsible for all of the alleged misconduct Torment Nexus has ever done in the past and will do in the future. The employee has been terminated and disposed of, so there will not be any problems ever again.

Torment Nexus does not run an "orphan crushing machine."

We operate in accordance with local laws, and in many places, privacy regulations prevent us from identifying which children have no living parents.

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✨ Reporters around the world are saying that Torment Nexus is great. Many articles detail how Torment Nexus has never done anything wrong. Most journalists recommend Torment Nexus. ✨

Torment Nexus is developed in the European Union and/or the United States and/or whichever locality it is most beneficial to associate ourselves with.

At Torment Nexus, we recognize the importance user choice and privacy, and this is why the date of birth field in our user profiles is optional.

(Please note that users without a filled and verified date of birth are considered to never have been born, and to legally not be people)

In order to protect our users from scammers, we will be implementing an advanced flow for canceling your Torment Nexus account.

Users will now be required to run an obstacle course before completing cancellation. Our research indicates scammers will find it difficult to convince people to risk drowning in the underwater section.

Furthermore, we may require users to undergo a body cavity search, if our AI algorithms recommend so.

Afraid you will lose your house keys? You can now submit high resolution pictures of your keys, along with your home address, to Torment Nexus.

We wish to assure everyone that the blood will be stored in a secure manner, discarded after a requisite period of time, and not used for purposes other than the ones that it will be used for.

Blood will be handled by Torment Nexus Dynamic Systems, our defense sector subsidiary, which has extensive experience in matters of blood.

As part of our ongoing efforts at social responsibility and ensuring user safety, starting in March, we will be requiring our users to verify themselves by submitting at least 500 ml (16.9 fl oz) of their blood. Users who have not submitted a bag of blood will be unable to opt out of some of the Torment Nexus features.

Torment Nexus seeks to increase the extent of our compliance with the local regulations, wherever we operate.

We do this by adjusting the practices of the decision-makers at the applicable enforcement bodies, and those of the relevant legislators.

This December, we are donating 0.01% of all the profits from Torment Nexus Dynamic Systems (our defense sector subsidiary) to a number of worthy causes. Just as we empower our partners in the military and law enforcement sectors, so we wish to empower organizations that say they empower underresourced communities.

Please note that Torment Nexus is financially sound, and there are no reasons for concern.

Torment Nexus opposes legislation which mandates regular disclosure of private user data and communications to government entities. Such data can be sold to the highest bidder, and so giving it away for free to the government is anti-competitive.

Torment Nexus is also willing to accept free money and endorsement from the community's favorite hardware vendors.

Notice of security incident: there has been no security incident.

Torment Nexus requests that you cease and desist from all activity which we do not like. We look forward to your full cooperation.

In order to increase security, in the nearest future, we will be changing our security policies related to the use of our API.

In addition to registering and paying an ongoing subscription fee, we may require developers to show a government-issued ID, go through a background check, or be subjected to enhanced interrogation.

We like to think of this as the checks you would get when buying cigarettes.