S19E10 E Pluribus Wiggum (12:44)
Air Date: Sunday, January 06, 2008

"You’re never gonna let that go, are you?
Oh, my God!"

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S03E15 Homer Alone (18:32)
Air Date: Thursday, February 06, 1992

"Hello, room service?
This is Marge Simpson."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S03E15/1112320

S23E10 Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (7:02)
Air Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012

"my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.
- Whoo-hoo! I'm famous again! - Yes,
your video has been mashed-up,
Auto-Tuned, Jimmy Falloned,"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S23E10/422464

S29E17 Lisa Gets the Blues (18:52)
Air Date: Sunday, April 22, 2018

"all her children are happy.
Another one, sir?
No, that's not my... Uh, yeah."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S29E17/1132340

S19E13 The Debarted (6:11)
Air Date: Sunday, March 02, 2008

"Thank you, children.
Welcome to the unveiling
of our new school lunch purchasing plan,
known as the Flex Plan."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S19E13/371371

S14E20 Brake My Wife, Please (17:50)
Air Date: Sunday, May 11, 2003

"except for Flanders.
He was mysteriously called out of town."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S14E20/1070194

S06E25 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) (3:56)
Air Date: Sunday, May 21, 1995

"Hello, Lenny, Carl, Guillermo.
Hello, uh...
Oh, um, um..."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S06E25/236236

S18E17 Marge Gamer (5:17)
Air Date: Sunday, April 22, 2007

"Hmm, needs more goat soul.
Mom?!
What are you kids doing up so late?
We just got up."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S18E17/317150

S01E09 Life on the Fast Lane (16:08)
Air Date: Sunday, March 18, 1990

"- That doesn't shock me. - Away from prying eyes,
away from the Helens of the world,
at my apartment-- the Fiesta Terrace."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S01E09/968009

S12E09 HOMR (13:17)
Air Date: Sunday, January 07, 2001

"Everything from Hop on Pop to Death Be Not Proud.
It's so tragic the way they hopped on Pop.
I always dreamed you'd be my library buddy."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S12E09/797213

S19E07 Husbands and Knives (9:48)
Air Date: Sunday, November 18, 2007

"Rules: no men, no cell phones, no mirrors, no shame."
Marge, I wish you well, but why would women want to go
to a gym if there were no men there watching them"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S19E07/587629

S18E15 Rome-Old and Juli-Eh (14:11)
Air Date: Sunday, March 11, 2007

"I can provide for both of us.
Now, we are on our honeymoon.
I thought we were at the circus, Lisa."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S18E15/851017

S09E20 The Trouble with Trillions (8:28)
Air Date: Sunday, April 05, 1998

"How about you, Lenny?
Testing, testing... Lenny?
You saying you want to commit a crime, Homer?
Maybe. But first I need to hear about some other crimes"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S09E20/507966

S36E09 Homer and Her Sisters (12:30)
Air Date: Sunday, December 15, 2024

"Like it's afraid to come in.
Yeah, a scientist tried to explain it one time and went crazy."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S36E09/749665

S31E21 The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds (4:49)
Air Date: Sunday, May 10, 2020

"If you get thrown,
your vest will automatically inflate
so it breaks your fall.
Now use the reins."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S31E21/289414

S06E20 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (16:59)
Air Date: Sunday, April 09, 1995

"♪ My evening wear, vampire bat ♪
♪ These white slippers ♪
♪ Are albino African endangered rhino ♪
♪ Grizzly bear underwear ♪"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S06E20/1019101

S02E17 Old Money (20:12)
Air Date: Thursday, March 28, 1991

"No!
20 black.
- Holy moly. You're winning. - All mine, all mine."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S02E17/1212211

S24E05 Penny-Wiseguys (1:08)
Air Date: Sunday, November 18, 2012

"Diddily...
diddily, diddily, diddily...
Asterisk, pound sign, at sign, exclamation point!"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S24E05/67526

S14E06 The Great Louse Detective (11:10)
Air Date: Sunday, December 15, 2002

"I'd just come behind him with a knife
and slit his throat real quick-like.
Guys, Bob is my only hope.
Back off and give him some room to think!"

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S14E06/670211

S22E17 Love Is a Many Strangled Thing (1:51)
Air Date: Sunday, March 27, 2011

"Good thing I went hunting this morning.
Bagged me an elk.
Hey, where'd it go?
Huh! I wonder if that's the same elk."

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S22E17/111320