"Excuse me," Arthur said, "the Ashes. I've got them. They were stolen by those white robots a moment ago ... what should I do with them?"
The policeman told him, but Arthur could only assume that he was speaking metaphorically.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

ICE agents: search a crowd sourced ICE agent list for their own names from their work computers.

Crowd sourced ICE agents website: _yoink_

When I was owned by the company, I wasn’t allowed to sit down. Now humans keep wanting me to sit down.

Let's see if #getfedihired works:

I'm a SW engineer, I'm very proficient with C++ (25yrs, I'm one of the coauthors of the static reflection feature), Python 20y, Bash 20y, I have quite a lot devops and some webdev experience. I have done team/tech leading and I have also taught at a university for 12 years (OS/Shell, SQL DBs, meta-programming, Linux kernel programming, etc.)

I'm looking for a new IT job, with the above in mind, preferably remote (in GMT+1)

Boosts appreciated

#jobs #jobsearch

Humans need stuff, I had never seen one travel without at least something.

By STRA. Photo by Duncan in London, UK 🇬🇧

https://streetartutopia.com/2019/10/07/make-the-world-greta-again-climate-change/

#StreetArt #PublicArt #Mural

Trump called Norway a "shithouse nation". VisitNorway - the tourist board - responded with their public loos located amidst the dramatic landscape. Expert trolling!

And now I want to visit Norway. I sure as hell have no wish to visit America as it is!

https://www.visitnorway.com/plan-your-trip/travel-tips-a-z/norwegian-scenic-routes/worlds-best-toilets/

The resignation of much of #HayleyStevens' staff is the best piece of news out of #Michigan today. https://www.thedailybeast.com/dem-loser-haley-stevenss-staff-resigns-en-masse-as-she-joins-maga

Never believe for one second that their true concern is for the unborn.

#AbortionIsHealthcare #AbortionRights #ReligousHypocrisy

Vote because they can't.

I hope all the parents remembered to double-check their kids' #Halloween candy. There are some sick, sick people out there.

“The Michigan Democratic Party kicked Rep. Haley Stevens out of its ranks Sunday, after she endorsed Michigan’s GOP Senate nominee, Mike Rogers — over Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, who defeated her in the primary,” the Washington Post reports.

Said Michigan Democratic Party chair Curtis Hertel: “Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future.”

Choose Abdul El-Sayed!

El-Sayed raised $1.2 million in hours since Haley Stevens endorsed his rival
https://www.politico.com/storyline/live/2026/11/01/2026-midterm-elections-preview-sunday/exclusive-el-sayed-raised-1-2-million-in-hours-since-haley-stevens-endorsed-his-rival

#Michigan #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

@benroyce On D-Day, Black soldiers were right next to Jewish soldiers who were right next to Republican soldiers who were right next to Democrat soldiers who were right next to Southern racists. Know who they all pointed their rifles at?

The Nazis.

Vote like it's D-Day.

Can we just bloody change all the clocks 30 minutes and never change them again AND STOP MAKING THIS A THING ALREADY I'M TIRED AND MY CAT IS CONFUSED.

#TimeChange

After keeping everyone waiting or an hour or more, now he's going on 2 hours and won't shut the fuck up!

Iowa Greets Trump With Chants Of F--k You And Heckling As President Gets Humiliated In Red State
https://www.politicususa.com/p/iowa-greets-trump-with-chants-of

#TrumpMustGo #KingOfTreason #RepublicansDidThis #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol

ALT https://effinbirds.com/post/832013440613810176