@StarkRG Clearly, the solution is to get rid of $1 bills and make $2 coins with enbies on them. Public Universal Friend!

Happy #flatfuckfriday to all who celebrate

Sounds like a Pratchet invention but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat-on-a-stick is a real wikipedia entry

While JellyBean the cartoon rat is novice at yoga, Ella is advanced. Look at her sun salutation form! Otter perfection! 🐁✨👀🥹😂

#rattober #rats

23. října – Stvoření světa

Jak to uslyšíte ve škole od učitele Irský arcibiskup James Ussher v 17. století vypočítal, že svět vznikl roku 4004 před naším letopočtem, tradičně se uv&

https://cynicky.blog/23-rijna-stvoreni-sveta/

I’ve got kefir, kombucha and (sauer)kraut. Get in, bitches! We’re gutmaxxing!!

What are we even doing? These motherfuckers are killing the planet, for funsies. It's so fucked.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/10/finland-finns-angry-google-illegal-clear-cutting-trees-data-center/

Ladies AND Gentlemen? In this economy?

I didn't know that the radiation works that fast!😱
https://japantoday.com/category/national/dinosaur-footprint-fossil-found-in-fukushima-pref.-among-japan%27s-largest

Good morning

how does a "civilized" society decide to cut free lunch for school children?

Boomer found just a really good stick, and she's very excited.

#DogsOfMastodon

Tak jsem taky poslal "Oldoj pětistovku".😆

Češi smějící se bestie!😆
Měl bych spoustu připomínek k našemu národu (me included), ale to že si umíme dělat srandu i kdyby na chleba nebylo je jedno z věcí co nás drží už po staletí nad vodou.❤️

https://www.novinky.cz/clanek/domaci-olduv-tarif-lide-prispivaji-na-oslavy-17-listopadu-castkou-jakou-dostaval-klempir-za-pomoc-stb-40604538

Purrito delivery

Stepping on a d4 actually does 1d12 damage to your foot, while stepping on a d12 only does 1d4 damage

Finally! Steve can get back from the pub safely.

I got hauled into a data center today because Claude was used to spec it and screwed up badly. At least 2,500 GPUs were in an impossible upside down and backwards plan.

😱

I had to pause the call because I couldn't stop laughing. AI had sabotaged the AI datacenter spec for building more AI.

I will not rest until my work is done. Or I get distracted. Or slightly bored

Computers were not a mistake.

The Internet was not a mistake.

The mistake was allowing everything to be about money and power rather than community building.