Only those who recognize the "Old Man" will get this

I burned my Hawaiian pizza.

I should've cooked it at aloha temperature.

She was enjoying a visit with her grandson one weekend, until he threw a legendary meltdown because his cheese was cut into squares, not triangles. He roared, turned beet red, and flopped onto the kitchen floor. She told him "They fit the Triscuits better, plus they let you build a tiny cheese house. Triangles only let you make a tiny cheese roof, and a house without walls makes no sense". He smiled and said "Good point Gram" then started building a #mini cheese house.
#Chattories.

Most people don't realize that the opposite of a Croissant...

Is really just a happy uncle.

I'm baking something. Don't tell Jim. He'll have a conniption fit

Snacking on homemade steak fries that I did in the airfryer. Coated with olive oil, seasoned with parsley, salt, pepper, and garlic powder and coated with grated Parmesan. 😋

RIP Patrick Stewart

"At the very first press conference, a reporter asked Gene Roddenberry, 'Look, y'know, it doesn't make any sense. You've got a bald actor playing this part. Surely, by the 24th century, they will have found a cure for male pattern baldness?'" Stewart recalled. "And Gene Roddenberry said, 'No, by the 24th century, no one will care.'"

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When he got elected the first time I broke out into tears. Happy tears and lots of emotions. I hadn't thought our country was ready to elect a black man. I'm glad that I was proved wrong. TWICE.

Happens to me quite often. Before I resort to using my under cupboard jar opener, those things work great by the way, I do what's shown in the image and more. I can't bring myself to taking the easy way out.

While staring blankly at a flashing cursor, my brain cells went on a sudden, unannounced strike and is operating on dial-up speed. I desperately wanted to deliver a witty #Chattories gem, but inspiration chose today to ghost me and creativity vanished into thin air. Today my muse took a sick day! So sorry to #disappoint you all!

It's National Cat Day

When the cows fall asleep, it's time to go to bed.

Because it's pasture bedtime.