I see Harry Hill has repurposed his rather unpleasant "I WANT A BABY" into some whimsical short film.

Can Liz Truss visit Elon Musk when he's personally testing his flying car over a vat filled with starving alligators please?

It's a measure of how repellant Richard Osman is that Mrs Lightyear actually can sit through and enjoy House of Games now. Michael Sheen is a great host.

Hang on. Didn't Xmas telly adverts only start after Bonfire Night? Why have we been seeing the fuckers all week?

Winners in the US Midterms: Zelenskyy for his Russian datacentre demolition. He probably won this for the blues.

Losers in the US Midterms: Electric Space Twat for stumping up millions to influence the result and utterly failing.

Thank fuck for American Women. According to the BBC, most of em voted Blue.

I know that if I’d been forced to go to war for unclear reasons and died in the mud in Belgium, I’d be happy to know that I was still being remembered, in a generic anonymous way as a class, by a solar-powered light-up Tommy silhouette lawn ornament.

If you didn’t buy this for all the nerds in your life last year, you can remedy that this Christmas https://vole.wtf/doctype/

The work of the night https://badmachinery.com/comic/2026-11-02/

Last night's Trick or Treat highlight: nobody came to the door and we didn't have any treats ready anyway, so stick that up your skellington.

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Like most old people, I hate fun, especially if I don't recognize it.

Instead of e-waste, cheap music handhelds!

sndstation will transform cheap gaming consoles into powerful Linux music handhelds, complete with CLAP plug-in support. And it involves some familiar folks like Plogue, baconpaul, and Audio Damage.

Sneak peak:

https://cdm.link/sndstation-linux-distro-for-game-handhelds/

It's like Pointless, with fish.

Krillion · the daily dive

https://krillion.io/

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/openai-ceo-says-its-quite-terrible-for-your-pc-to-have-ram-sam-altman-says-data-centers-offer-better-utilization

Definitely an evening to endure more than enjoy this week. Here’s hoping for better stuff next week eh? #totp

NEWS! Man who buried money in a sock in his garden congratulated on having better security than world’s largest crypto exchange https://newsthump.com/2026/10/30/man-who-buried-money-in-a-sock-in-his-garden-congratulated-on-having-better-security-than-worlds-largest-crypto-exchange/

#TOTP Oooh it's been a chore this week, alleviated only by your glorious company, pops peeps. Have a good weekend all. Next week *will* be better, eh?

#TOTP Don't go breaking my legs

#TOTP leather jackets and they make this wimpy noise???