Trump, at a rally in Michigan yesterday bragged that things aren't so bad because THE OIL COMPANIES have record profits this year.

In 2023, I was paying $2.25/ gallon

https://www.foxnews.com/world/conservative-wave-hits-roadblock-brazil-lula-holds-off-bolsonaro-challenge

Here comes our next invasion

Mary Peltola delays campaign events after sustaining ‘minor injuries’ in car crash
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/mary-peltola-delays-campaign-events-minor-injury-car-crash-alaska-rcna605556

Republicans try to kill Senate candidate in Alaska

Guys...

I'm worried...

6 months ago, 1,400 military medical staff, and another 200 crew were deployed the Greenland

We've never heard from them again

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-arrested-fire-engulfs-hitlers-eagles-nest-mountain-retreat-bavarian-alps

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

HANG THIS EVIL BASTARD!

He destroyed a memorial to history's greatest Austrian, EVER!

In Finland, Google chopped down 250,000 trees, without a permit, to make room for a shiny new data centre. They were ordered to do an environmental impact study. They didn’t bother. That’s how AI companies do it.

If you are still using Google, maybe it’s time to ask yourself whether its services are worth a quarter‑million trees and why we have to sacrifice so much of our nature.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2026/oct/22/finland-google-felling-trees-datacentre

#google #nature

Faster Daddy

We're practically printing money here

History

Muhammad

DO NOT FORGET!

Trump and MAGA closed the government for FORTY FIVE DAYS less than a year ago.

The longest shutdown in US history

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ilhan-omar-not-minnesota-congresswoman-real-name-sources

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

Senator Rafael Edward Cruz, R, Tex, VP James Donald Bowman, R , First Lady Melanija Knavs, and President Leslie Lynch King Jr, R, President, 1974-1977 all consider this grounds to remove her from office

NEVER
TRUST
POLLS.

I have never, once, in 45 years, ever, answered a pollster honestly

I am not alone.

Oui

TWO WEEKS!

A reading from the book of...

BECAUSE I am an American who believes in and supports the US Constitution, I applaud EVERY SINGLE TIME Iran sinks a ship since Trump started this illegal war

Calling 00

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/python-hunters-snag-puerto-ricos-largest-reticulated-python-record-spotted-strangling-pet-cat

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

We are only reporting this because we can print the term "strangling a cat" 4 separate times