they should make a cure for attachment issues

The birthday notifications on Facebook often remind me of people I forgot existed. I usually unfriend them to celebrate the occasion.

my favourite kebab place put up one of those Park It! posters, and I stopped going.

they closed up shortly after—golden mile killing businesses before shovels had even hit the ground, apparently

right wing candidate/anti-modal shift poster in the window = I go somewhere else

I do not understand what businesses hope to gain by putting up reactionary political posters. they won't win, and you're just alienating people who don't want to support that shit

walked to café laz, saw the karl tiefenbacher poster, walked away to find somewhere else to eat

newtown is almost constantly gridlocked, and when it isn't it's a drag strip. if I were running on a platform of making the area more business-friendly, that's probably where I'd start

how is there not a write-up on this yet. the economy's down but the streets are chocka with gigantic flash new cars? it doesn't add up

I wonder if business is down bc everyone's paying off their $40k SUVs

a woman will perform olympic-level mental gymnastics to lower her bar enough to sleep with a man. if there are men failing to clear that bar idk what to tell them

big board meeting:

exec 1: "who do we want to star in our new action movie?"

exec 2: *turns into the guy from Twisted Sister* "I want The Rock!"

ad for wedding rings:

guy: "I love you. will you marry me?"

girl: *turns into the guy from Twisted Sister* "I want a rock!"

more like governMID amirite

i think when you take HRT your body should figure out what you're trying to do and start flipping ur shit inside out

pulled on a push door and briefly felt stupid but then realised ofc I would think to pull there's a giant pull handle on it

If you joined InternetNZ to help stop the takeover by rhe FSU and Hobson's Pledge, you've done some great work tonight

Consider bringing that energy to other civil society organisations, groups like Voices for Freedom are also trying to take advantage of low participation to push their agenda

Once you’ve learned enough of a language to understand the meme and yearn posts on fedi, do you really need to continue?

making a chana masala for the first time in ages. it smells so good I can't wait to eat it

the fbi is gonna be in wellington? i thought we already had plenty of fem babe intercourse

unless I'm going somewhere intentionally, my brain tunes out anywhere behind a parking lot. like it must be for car people and I'm not welcome