The Thousand & One Nights in White Satin

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Rikki Don't Lose That Book of Numbers

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Cheeseburger in Paradise, Lost

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Burning Down the House of Usher

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The Old Man & Rum, Sodomy & the Lash

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Anything by Shōguns & Roses

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War & Peace
What is it good for?

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The Tanning Deck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Algae Home for Christmas

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The Old Man and Concourse C

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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Jiffy Lube decree

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The Timing of the Ancient Carburetor

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The Milano in Winter

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She's Biscotti Have It

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The Glass Macaroon

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> Who's a good boy?
< Idk
> Is it you?
< Hmm
> Are you my good boy?
< Wow. Many things to untangle here.

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IT WAS VANCE! IT WAS JD VANCE, I SWEAR! I TRIED TO KEEP HIM OUT, BUT HE'S JUST TOO DAMN CLEVER. HE'S THE ONE WHO SOILED THE COUCH! I AM AN INNOCENT DOG!

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When you get home, there's going to be some talk going around about what happened to the couch. You're going to hear some nasty rumors from the cat. Consider the source. Also, I don't know anything about any couch. I really don't know what you're talking about. What's a couch? (Also maybe pick up some Nature's Miracle while you're out.)

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Did you know they have a dog next door? They have a dog next door. There's another dog next door. I saw another dog next door. Have I told you about the dog next door? There's a dog next door. When were you going to tell me there's a dog next door? There's a dog next door. I swear there's a dog next door. How long has there been a dog next door? There's a—

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I could really use a S-N-A-C-K. (Yes, I know your secrets.)

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