Utilities should not also be stuff!

Internet service providers’ very successful ploy to conflate WiFi access points, routing, switching, and actual internet service must be opposed!!! I know it’s nerd shit but like, if your electric bill came with lamps you wouldn’t just go, yep, these are the only lamps

Comedy is illegal again. We’re gonna seal the Rogan studio with expanding foam from the outside

it’s Hank’s birthday—the reason dads.cool exists. Can we get some freakin hankoween booosts

this mailer ostensibly supports the republican candidate mike minogue but I am absolutely certain that the purpose of the targeting is to encourage left wing voters to not vote for the Democratic nominee and instead vote for the third-party candidate. in order to split the vote and benefit the Republican

Why does The Cat In The Hat (2026) have “or else the universe will be destroyed” stakes

RE: https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/117315664666945519

my name is herb furniture

“It’s all hands on deck to flip the senate” that’s why i’m challenging a seated senator in a deep blue state from the right

???????

“How dare he use shared campaign funds for his primary” is a pretty bizarre attack line from moulton. Like, if you think this race is a waste of resources, just drop out, you busted transphobe

gotta separate the sandwich art from the sandwich artist

you read a headline like this and get your hackles up and then you read what the plugin actually does (sonic analysis of all your own samples to play the most-alike sound to the last sound heard) and you're like, this is not what people think "an AI sampling plugin" would be

I’m not like the other dads looking at their phones at the little league game. I’m looking at my phone and using #foss

Watching the chair company again

*netflix and chill font* alien and farm

my sister was very into nu metal when it was popular and my take is: system of a down are the one band who do not deserve that label and should be airlifted out of any association with the dregs of the genre

ah shit market basket fired artie t

rest in piss, hulk hogone

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