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  • Aug 17, 2026, 4:01 PM
    retooted Prof. Sam Lawler

    I had a fantastic time camping! Don't get me wrong, I slept HORRIBLY. Especially the second night. But because it was Bortle 1 skies and gorgeously clear, it was something like this:
    "ohhhh my neck ohhh my hips owwww..." *opens eyes, looks up at perfect dome of stars*
    "ooohhhh wow. Everything is fine. I am a tiny insignificant speck on a mote of dust, my pain doesn't matter."

    Repeat every ~30 minutes all night.

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