Backyard find today. Turkey feather.

Good news, the reboot of the sun has been successful. Please bear with us for the next 90 minutes or so as illumination returns to full power.

OSX is hard blocking me from copy pasting IPs because it's malware, I know it's malware, I'm a malware analyst, now I cannot do my job because apple is "helping" with clickfix preventions with no override mechanism. I hate it here.

hundred feet of wire, $96, five hundred feet of wire $219, ffs this is how I'm gonna end up with a spare 300 feet of wire innit

Doing my hobbies more efficiently is insulting. That’s not what my hobbies are about.

Otherwise it’s just work you aren’t paid for.

I am very inefficient. That’s the point. I go down random rabbit holes. I have numerous side quests. That’s part of the joy.

”It’s just a tool.” Oh yeah. Just a tool. That you rent. From a nazi. A tool. Which consumes the atmosphere. To produce an answer. Which is wrong. Just a tool

Just overheard in airport security:

"Oi Paul - look! It's another bloody colander!"

My work is done.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ok3ms3dzop7gcwejp7lswhpi/post/3msumlnryq22r

I’m not saying that people have gotten dumber over the last 50 years but if you tried to open a pulp detective novel like this in 2026 your publisher would laugh in your face

My rule that any statement which is followed by “Just saying” can be safely ignored remains almost entirely undefeated.

Portland gonna Portland. #pdx #portland #trex #parade

@nyquildotorg
As a Chicagoan I sure hope that red stuff is blood.

I love you so much I killed these flowers

For more than twenty years, I have faithfully maintained and published a PGP key, ensuring that journalists, dissidents, intelligence agencies, or anyone else with sufficiently sensitive information could establish a secure channel directly to me, and as far as I can tell, not one person has ever used it.

i went to Canada on vacation and found out they they don't have electricity here. they do this thing called "hydro" instead where high pressure water shoots out of the sockets. i hate it here.

@ai6yr I mean, it looks like a few motorcycles I've seen advertised as "almost new"

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com@bsky.brid.gy

Vaccinate your kids if you want them to be adults some day. The fact that Trump is telling you otherwise is only because he cares about your kids as much as he cares about reporters and Air Force One personnel he sends on decoy planes to save his own ass.

You can that a rainstorm? Not even 50 mm of rain in less than an hour.

Wait? Is that more thunder?

Wow. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved.

Not only did they improve, but ditching gas was *better than medicine.*

I knew they were awful for particulates but this is quite a thing.

Post: https://www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-stoves-asthma

Study: https://www.jaci-inpractice.org/article/S2213-2198(26)00537-4/fulltext

what is going on