A strange-looking hawk watching me from her perch

#cats

I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???

Stop photographing paperwork like it's a crime scene. Your phone has a real scanner built in. On iPhone, open Notes, start a note, tap the paperclip > Scan Documents. On Android, open the Google Drive app and tap + > Scan. It straightens the page, kills the shadows and saves a clean PDF. Invoices and insurance letters, bank docs, Court verdicts, (Oh that ones just me!) After today put them on file.

Oh great, I really didn’t want to bezos within a Steven Gerrard free kick’s distance of the club. #lfc #coyr #ynwa #epl

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/aug/14/liverpool-fc-ownership-stake-sale-jeff-bezos-consortium?fbclid=IwVERDUATsQxpwZG9mAWZkaWQWUMc8vbsnah4t2veWZ04sEREPeYdHJ2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4ZpeCJmhA7mfwkdu748CD0qMcMux-seIJImlR2ydsgWt4qGUQGdLXaoz2rUg_aem_3qX3Ij53bxuE5QrHmd1hGA

32 years ago today 2 left-handers got married on, as it happens and as they didn't know, International Left-handers Day.

They had a left-handed kid 11 years later.

It's been an amazing 32 years. I'm a stupidly lucky person.

Transit so easy even the kids are taking it.

A short video apparently from a security camera at a Portland Tri-Methile FX2 line (I think, it's been a long while since I've been in Portland).

The video shows people boarding the bus followed by two white small (pigmy?) goats boarding through the centre door. Movement of human passengers can be seen through the bus windows, and the doors re-opens shortly thereafter allowing the goats to disembark. (Presumably they had forgotten their fare cards, and were thus not permitted to ride.)

People may think I’m an idiot, but it's actually very challenging to intentionally misspell words for the sake of a dumb joke.

Do you know how bad an Israeli pogrom has to be to get Mike Huckabee to denounce it?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-west-bank-settler-violence-palestinian-qusra-huckabee-aad901d8ee7cf54e5e4952bf61a4f6d1

he's right behind me, isn't he?
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

RT: @andrewfeinstein

RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/117081911385935467

Yeah, that tracks

Remember, don't look directly at the Sun. Put it down and buy a proper newspaper!

Your last saved meme is now you moral philosophy

Fading in the summer heat. I always am fascinated by colors intermixing, fading into each other, and the gradients that develop in plants.
#Photography #SeattleWashington #SeattleSummer #OurNeighborhood #Hydrangeas #BloomScrolling

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Oh goodness. Someone checked in some code and went on PTO. The code broke things.

Dude, what are you’d doing checking in code the day before you go on PTO?

Everyone knows that for the last 2 before vacation, you do laundry, pack, and jiggle the mouse. You don’t do any work, and you certainly do not check in code those last two days.

Avoiding harsh contrasts: Shooting in midday forest light was one of my biggest frustrations early on.

Read more 👉 https://e.timsm.uk/fLjBs7

#WoodlandPhotography #PhotographyTips

Hahahaha. My dogs know more about football than trumpelthinskin does. #trump #Infantino #FIFA #soccer #football