RE: https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/117084055975366359

Pro tip: you almost certainly don’t need a VPN

RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/117082983921135330

“Should be a wake up call” ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

These are my emotional support AliExpress shopping cart items

LET THE CHAOS COMMENCE!

No Ballarat line trains until next month, and Exford Rd closed at the level crossing until next month as well.

Going to be worth it though.

That… was easier than expected? Looks like it works, probably?

Allens Black Cats | Allens Bananas

Allens Bananas

Allens Black Cats

BEST BEFORE: 05.JAN.23

I know programmers who use null-terminated strings, and they're all cowards.

A string? You mean a location in memory and a number of memory bytes?

I will trust your code more if you've got swears in your commit messages, eg `git commit -m "unfuck the thing”`

(For the link-impaired)

I need one of these for… reasons. #StraightOuttaShenzen

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010666386997.html

OH: will you stop locking the cat in the cupboard?

Taking a load of cardboard to the dump, anyone need anything while I’m there?

MPS be like https://misskey.io/notes/apnjcrzm81s908py

Ford Ranga - the red-haired stepchild of the dual-cab ute extended family

Hey chook-parents of the Fediverse, do you want to buy a 2nd-hand Omlet automatic chicken coop door? Our old chook-palace has finally completely fallen apart but the auto-door is still in good nick. Runs for about a year off 4xAA batteries, and operates based on either time of day or by ambient light level. Asking $50 plus postage, free to pick up in way outer west Melbourne. This is the old model controller without wifi (complimentary)

Human-shaped objects