imagine being the title holder for world's loudest flatulate. winning regionals is one thing, but the world record. wow.

dont bring me ceos, bring me heads.

who births these turds and why.

screaming at a report "DONT HAVE THAT DATA, HAVE OTHER DATA ON YOU!!!"

"dont bring me problems, bring me solutions" business administration is a top twenty dumbest shits I ever heard of.

There's an Italian manufacturer of camera tripods and stuff that's called Manfrotto

Decided to take a shower first thing. I just feel so clean and happy. Let's take on this day.

Hello there...every day that I visit Mastodon, I like to list three things that I like as a contribution towards a positive online space, as well as my own headspace. If you did this today, what would feature on your list?

01. Played some violin
02. Brought Douglas out for 10 kilometres
03. Have all the dishes clean

Hope you can have a nice day today x

@3goodthings@fedigroups.social @3goodthings@tagpush.app @3GoodThings@hashtag.place #3goodthings #3goodThingsToday #ThreeGoodThings #ReasonsToBeCheerful

Wait, why does KDE/Plasma think Monday is the first day of the week in Australia?

Wait... is it? When did that happen?

Fellow Australians! What day does the week start on?

Doomism
Nihlism
Absurdism

Not a great hang

#Ukraine forces find and destroy another $15 million russian jamming system built to disrupt Starlink.

https://united24media.com/war-in-ukraine/russia-built-a-15-million-system-to-jam-starlink-ukraine-found-and-destroyed-another-one-21528

New rule which should be fucking obvious to even the most idiotic sellers in the world:

If you don't have an item, DON'T SELL IT AT AUCTION.

there comes a time when your muscles are more developed than that of the models on the protein powder containers and you can thereafter only buy supplements directly from Ronnie Coleman's online shop

thanks for visiting the: [Danger Zone!]
we hoped you enjoyed your: [Danger Stay!]

*gets a small splinter*
So this is how I die

Trendy new wheat proves its potential in the Maritimes
Researchers on P.E.I. have wrapped up a three-year project looking at a new wheat called Kernza. It comes back year after year, so farmers save money on seed, plowing and fertilizer. But as CBC’s Nancy Russell reports, it’s been a bigger hit south of the border.
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7300122?cmp=rss

if you cannot solve a $100,000 problem with a $1.5 trillion budget, finish living.

lifeforms do not come more pointless than those ones.

facebook, a company with billions of dollars facing the problem of content moderation, which costs thousands of dollars to solve, has failed its own content moderation audit.

https://www.engadget.com/facebook-audit-civil-rights-hate-speech-134739868.html

if, whether for research, hunting, curiosity, whatever purpose, you ever need to locate the dumbest, most useless, most craven, pathetic, harmful, feckless, passive, stupid, weak, inept, inert, and impotent specimens of humanity, you will find them at facebook. I guarantee it.