i'm concerned my dog is being radicalized by online anti-squirrel communities

Imagine charging 100K per month for API access to your social media posts so people paying can make business decisions accordingly

That is exactly what the current "President" of the United States does or is gonna do

This "administration" is by FAR the most corrupt in US history, what an accomplishment..

#US #USPol #Trump #TruthSocial

Fast food will kill you. #grickledoodle #stephenking #it #horror #fastfood #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

I showed my coworker this post and she replied "yeah, I lost access to a Plex server that way once"

My wife keeps asking me to go to an escape room with her. I don't think I can get out of it.

#dadjokes

RE: https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/117102166801472042

@FeloniousPunk @RVLara23 @Wallflower @ptoothfish @DarkAthena

For those who may not have seen this toot devolve.

Can we at least make a law that says that everyone in America gets the same consideration for sick leave as a US Senator? But also make a rational restriction that there is a limit for those in elected office? It’s one thing to hold your job for you while you’re out. It’s quite another to leave your job empty, when someone else could fill it. You don’t get to be absent indefinitely with no repercussions.

Also, no more old people. You can work. You don’t get to run shit. I’m nearly 60. Fuck em.

get in loser, we're going caring

Sony: Physical discs are obsolete. The future is digital only.

Me: Okay, then here's my 22 year old PlayStation 2, a modded Network Adaptor with SATA, a 500GB SSD, a FreeMCBoot memory card, and a bunch of PS2 ISOs I grabbed off Myrient before they closed up shop. Oh, and here's my PS3 with PS3HEN installed, and I have a bunch of games on the 1TB SSD I installed in it...

Sony: NO WAIT NOT LIKE THAT

#SilentSunday
[via Kimber Johnson]

1. Linux Mint
I *am not* in any way a comp-sci geek. But I managed to install this on my 2010 MacBook Air which would otherwise be an orphaned brick if Apple had their way.

It works, it's easy, it makes a 16yo laptop feel faster than a modern Win11 entry machine.

Do Not Pet #dog #pets

#ThreeGoodThings #3GoodThings

1. I just remembered I have a chocolate chip cookie left to eat.

2. I bought unshelled peanuts for an endeavor to befriend a corvid.

3. Someone coined the word “befiend” on the Fediverse and I’m here to encourage its use.

Maggie lives her best life every day.

#CatsOfMastodon #SilentSunday

Ah, my flight to Casablanca is here! 😜#aviation

RE: https://mastodon.social/@randulo/117069724481256717

⚡️ IRELAND ⚡️ Can anyone help find the man who saved Randy Resnick?

On 23 July in a swimming pool in Bordeaux, an Irish man saved an American man (Mr Resnick) who had gotten into difficulty in the water.

The Irish guy was on holidays there for two weeks with family (two kids), visited "every pool in the city," and speaks French.

Can anyone help?? (Please share, boost, ask around)

Email any info to RTÉ Radio's liveline@rte.ie
(Link to LiveLine episode below in thread)

#MastoDaoine #LiveLine

@catsalad

One of the young jackdaws has become particularly relaxed around me. They injured their wing a few weeks ago and were unable to fly, so hopped around in the safety of our garden till they'd recovered their strength. Now, they've decided they like it here and stick around long after the other crows have finished their breakfast

So, we just had a lovely photoshoot 😍

#CorvidsOfMastodon #photography #birdsofmastodon