I am sick to death of plumbers.

I need cheering up.

@Heliograph This one's better 😁

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Very jealous of folks seeing a total eclipse. I've never seen one. 🌓🌒🌑

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

It's been a year since I was made redundant. I've failed spectacularly at contracting. I'm looking for employment. I'm an experienced IT Operations Specialist. I have DevOps, agile, and management experience. Based in South Yorkshire. I'm going to try out requesting help on the fediverse. #GetFediHired

Barnaby Joyce just said on ABC news that One Nation is "probably the gayest party in Australia".
#auspol

Bloody hell. I'm out on an evening walk. England is as dry as Australia. Yellow everywhere.

Remember.
If you don't know which person in your friend group is possessed by the malevolent spirit of an ancient cat god, it's probably you.

✨ c a t ✨ #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon

OMG 🤣 This is an amazing protest.

The Kansas Compliance Crew is a group of trans men complying with a #Kansas bathroom law by going into women's bathrooms. Give it up for these brave guys!

https://kscompliancecrew.org/

#LGBT #trans #50501movement

NEW from Andy Burns & I:

An Australian-first live facial recognition trial by police has prompted racial bias concerns.

Police say testing shows it's not an issue. Experts say the tech is not trained on First Nations people and could lead to further over policing

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-11/ai-police-face-screening-trial-sparks-privacy-concern/107009644

RE: https://rssfeed.media/@sbsfeed/117070705743000215

So both major parties are part of this and this is what it could have been
1. Boats from #Japan or #France in less time and they would have been delivered and would have been ours not one we would have had to get the USA approval to use.
2. We wouldn’t have a 2300 people #USA base in WA which, anyone watching overseas, would see it has made #Perth a target.

Our federal government is incapable of giving our country our own #defence instead they have outsourced it. #auspol

@catsalad oh i've got one for you

On 22 May 2016, a 34-year-old woman in Madrid, Spain, was charged under Article 37 of the Citizen Safety Law for carrying a bag displaying the acronym "A.C.A.B." accompanied by the words "All Cats Are Beautiful".[19] The charges were dropped 3 days later.[20]

Wait. George Eliot translated Spinoza’s Ethics between 1854 and 1856???? I work a little earlier in the nineteenth century and didn’t know this. Is it exhaustively discussed in Eliot criticism? In relation to the novels? Please boost; my mind is blown. #Eliot #GeorgeEliot #Spinoza #philosophy #nineteenthcentury #c19

unhinged toots per newton

What's going on in this country? Not enough air traffic controllers, not enough doctors, not enough tradies.
Young people should be flocking to train for these jobs. Why aren't they? #Australia#

There's something wrong with NSW police.
#Australia