Hopefully this is just a dodgy connection somewhere, 'cause these headphones have been great, and I do NOT wanna look at trying to replace the sound card.

So what I THOUGHT was tinnitus on my part turns out to be a faint high pitched noise coming through my computer audio.
What the fuck.

The better I connect with a character in #Endfield, the harder it seems to be for me to get them.

I can't play Liino worth a damn, but she just walked into my arms before I even hit the free pulls.

"Pronouns"? Your nouns are paid? Fuck, mine're all freeware.

Hey, conservative men! I know you're deeply submissive to male authority figures, but it's not okay to drag the rest of us into your kink.
I'm saying it clearly here because I know you have trouble understanding consent.

Countless "rate limited" popups when I haven't even done anything for hours.
Was this what the latest update contained, #Mastodon?

Idea: Game in which you are a vending machine.
Buy abilities as you level up or get enough cash.
Gain initial inventory by luring in things you can process into goods.
Mmmm, unidentified flesh cube. Tasty.

To try and relieve stress, let's have ourselves a little group yelling session.
You can yell in lower case if you don't want to hurt your throat.
Get ready.
3.
2.
1.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Frequently I find fucked up things and send them to @hiscursedness

But sometimes I find something that I don't send to him.
I just tell him to thank me instead, and he does. I assume he understands.

Okay look, I've seen potatoes. I've seen plenty of potatoes. Hundreds of them, even.
But when am I gonna see potaFEET?

Theory: Pauline doesn't actually want to be PM, because then she'd have to do something rather than just make noise and leech off'f public funding.
That's why when the polls start looking too good, she starts suggesting stuff like shipping people who disagree with her off to an island.
#AusPol

...Did Moira think her inexplicable win with the defo case meant she had the go ahead to try it on with other people?
That wasn't anything near a headlock.
#AusPol

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MachineLordZero/116811197312970033

[Holly voice] Birthday. There's a birthday going on. It's still going on.

oh fuck I'm having a birthday

Yeah I'm not getting Mi Fu, am I? :(

#Endfield

Are you overthinking what I'm overthinking?

Thinking about how Vance keeps trying to tell popes they're wrong about the words or intent of the Big Guy Upstairs (heresy), and how a pope died not long after Vance visited (I have no real proof, but that timing...)

Dude seems a little off.

okay I am fucking off to sleep now
have a good... whatever the fuck. Time period. Whatever.
Also keep in mind "good" is contextual. See if you can work some shenanigans and/or mischief in there.

The collision throws the bell off course, the tether snaps and catches the wizard, so he's fine back in the Present, don't worry, and the bell lands in the Past before the End of Magic.

I'm thinking of a JRPG type setting with a demon lord threatening the world, only there's no Hero, so the increasingly desperate non-demons end up setting off something that kills magic to try and stop the demon lord.

Enter the Time Diver (AKA player). You're not a Hero, but the demon army is set up to conquer

Just seeing this very surprised wizard on the monitor, all pointy hat, robe, fluffy beard, and with eyes wide, before he collides and goes all splat faced, then there's a sort of sQuoONNk noise as he slides across the outside of the bell out of view