fishboy romance levels are 03% and steady

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wow levels are 80% and falling

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current lotion levels are 37%

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tests are showing eyeball levels at 36%

(36%) ■■■□□□□□□□

boredom levels are holding at 07%

(07%) ■□□□□□□□□□

perfume levels are 37% and rising

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cologne levels are holding at 15%

(15%) ■□□□□□□□□□

dankness levels are holding at 15%

(15%) ■□□□□□□□□□

boom box levels are 89% and falling

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warning - extreme pork levels detected

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horny levels are currently at 65% but fluctuating wildly

(65%) ■■■■■■□□□□

current victory levels are 40%

(40%) ■■■■□□□□□□

gamer levels are currently at 12% but fluctuating wildly

(12%) ■□□□□□□□□□

current macho man randy savage levels are 80%

(80%) ■■■■■■■■□□

confusion levels are currently at 71% but fluctuating wildly

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potpourri levels are 61% and rising

(61%) ■■■■■■□□□□

we've never seen nuclear fusion levels like this

(92%) ■■■■■■■■■□

tests are showing sarcasm levels at 79%

(79%) ■■■■■■■□□□

belly aching levels are holding at 37%

(37%) ■■■□□□□□□□

we're seeing pants levels at about 43%

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