7 days without a pun can make one weak.

My wife who loves - and makes delicious soup(s) - was powering through a second day of rude people while staying professional from behind the pharmacy counter. She can't say what she'd like to - until she gets home.
But on her lunch, she found a tee-shirt that serendipitously summed things up.
#soup

Need a diversion right now? Check out Lyrics Poster
https://lyricsposter.net

"Lyrics Poster allows you to simply select an image of an artist and add song lyrics which will be used to create the image. In a simple and intuitive editor, you can then customize the image, background color, font, and more."

Here's the one I created for The Police, "King of Pain"
Add yours to the comments or use #lyricsposter

"In news today NASA's Johnson Space Center announces..."
Me: Why isn't this named Trump Space Center yet LOL
Entirety of Social Media: SHUT THE FUCK UP SAM

Pretzels are my spirit snack.

It just so happens that Michael McCallister @workingwriter and @chrisminnick (Mastodon For Dummies authors) are on Mastodon - no surprise! So, if you want to follow them, those are their handles.

Did you know there is a book called "Mastodon For Dummies"?
It's part of the widely read and well known 'For Dummies' series.
This is the cover of the one I brought home from my local library.
Does your library have a copy? If not, maybe you can suggest a new acquisition! It's only 14.99 US, 17.99 CAN, and 11.99 UK.

#mastodon #MastodonHelp #library #fediverse #web #socialmedia

Very nice review and run-down of the #OpenSource, #Encrypted, #NoteTaking App, #Notesnook over on #DASgeek.
https://youtu.be/GnCMzEBI1R0?si=LBmcLm3Itk7ydqgi

I changed my profile pic ( a rare snapshot of me without a baseball cap) and a new profile banner keeping in step with many of you celebrating #October spookiness.
(and yes, that IS the Green Goblin and not Stephen Miller)

I see you @tedstechtips You already follow me but every *future* 'like' earns you 6 more months of auto-follow! To infinity and beyoooond! #autofollowers

FYI: If anyone 'likes' or 'boosts' any of my posts, you are automatically enrolled in my "You Just Followed Me!" program. That's right! No additional menus to scroll through, no tiresome buttons to click. Auto Follow is the new Follow. You can get the ball rolling - right now - with this very TOOT.
I value all of my followers privacy. That's why I never read your posts!
Thanks Fedi Followers!