I tidied up part of my beard I don't normally and now I have a white patch of skin that hasn't seen the sun in like 15 years.

Set a timer so I wouldn't forget my tea,,,,, came back 5min later and I had forgotten to put the tea bag in 🙃

Work, 19th June, ✨"Your 2025 Training Plan"✨

Also work, "Most project management training, internal and external, is currently on hold for this training year"

Good job 100% of our revenue-earning work revolves around project-based work for which management is, shall we say, variable.

I had hoped all my mouth ulcers would have gone down by now what with being off work and therefore not having a slow motion aneurism, but nooo, love this for me.

TIL that Katey Sagal and Kate Siegel are two different people

I feel like I haven’t heard the word ‘barf’ in like 20 years and it seems like it’s back

Some cunt cycled past me in a Trump cap just now. In Kingston. Talk about misjudging your neighbourhood.

I don't know how to put this but

straight people just have ✨such✨ atrocious vibes

I just tried to pinch-to-zoom on a paper magazine, in case you thought I was mentally stable.

Busted out the AC, lads and non-lads

After finishing at 1930, I’m now off for ten (10) days 🥳. I may never go back.

26°C at 2000. Not at all a catastrophe 🫠💀

It’s fun to have data 🫠

Why yes, I am barely hanging on by a thread

idk, maybe running 90pc of the internet on a Raspberry Pi at Cloudflare HQ, a potato at Google, and a turnip at AWS us-east-1, isn’t maybe a great idea

Things I love*: Having my arse handed to me by an external PM who has been nowhere to be seen for the last 3 months about work that was approved 9 months ago including an attempt to dob me into my boss

* (lie)

omfg it's like sweaty ass outside and the heat hasn't even started this week

When I’m not Accelerating My Workflow of course <dismissive laugh> #wwdc25

Stage Manager???? WhooooOOOOoooo??? #wwdc25