don't put all your eggs in one basket but also don't put all your eggs in one computer that's not where eggs go

you don't love computer because you like to be in control
you love computer because you like being a little bitch

good luck with no nvidia november

shitting the bed as a service

death death death to the PDF death death to the PDF

careful you don't get doored while riding your bicycle for the mind

war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
instability is stability
bloat is lean
crashing is running
bad performance is good performance
hope is wasteful
humiliation is dignity

normalize hitting people wearing camera glasses in the face with a shovel

ok your rapper name is lil + your primary ssh private key

sometimes the solution to your computer problems is changing algorithms and sometimes it's revolutionary violence it all depends

move slow and make things

can an omnipotent god write an open source library so badly documented that even they cannot use it?

unfortunately the greatest programming language possible was already designed and created on some hobbyist's laptop that they didnt show anyone out of anxiety and abandoned to focus on their paid job optimizing ad reach for a sports betting platform

if the matrix was real it would be a product with a subscription fee and people would wait impatiently on waitlists before proudly enter their pods

the best way to write a computer program is to go a little bit insane first

psychosis as a service

computers were originally called "Cradles of Regret" before marketing got involved

"smash bros" you mean grindr?

the network that would become the internet sent its first message on october 29, 1969 which makes the internet a scorpio

"if you don't build me a world eating data center my shitty autocomplete algorithm will run slow :(" meanwhile in the 90s if your code needed more than a few bytes of ram they just took you into the parking lot and shot you