Sure, a very small town in a Great Lakes state is exactly where you'd expect to find the most delicious empanadas 🤤

Dang, good for Jake Bauers cashing in but pretty wild to give a dump truck full of money to a guy who had his only real good season at age 31 💰💸

Truly a shame MacroHard InAvert couldn't seize the opportunity yesterday with their nemesis down.

A good, old-fashioned gentleman's sweep 🧹

@bright_helpings this seems like a site concept you'd enjoy

Wow I'm almost 64 in Venus years!

https://www.manyhappyorbits.com

maybe they'll finally codify what a check swing is after the umpire's opinion ended the game

Bummer for Logan Henderson, he's been sneaky good all year but, uh, not tonight

Key to the game: don't make mistakes, don't give extra outs

Milwaukee: error on the first play 🙃

Dogs are smart. Moo understands words up to five syllables long: "out-ta-tha-kit-chen"

she doesn't heed them but she knows them.

They're called the dodgers because their pitchers dodge the strike zone ⚾️

Dodgers-Yankees (again 😴) writes itself, with their long history and Judgey and Shohei

But Brewers-Rays, there's a real marketing challenge

It doesn't matter as much as it used to but I'm glad a Milwaukee vs Tampa world series is still on track.

It's always fun thinking of TV trying to sell the two smallest teams with minimal compelling history

Me as a sneaky guy on the trail of delicious pizza

In brighter news, I love love love this tree diagram of actual elephant illustrations from Western Europe from ~1000 AD to ~1700 AD

If you go to this site you can see it in better detail and click on each one for more info: https://www.uliwestphal.de/elephas-anthropogenus/?ref=angelahh.ghost.io

Too bad the bonkers baseball ending last night wasn't on local TV to watch

Having a day where I just want to hide from people and be sad but of course it's a day where there's an in-person work thing because someone on my team is retiring. 😞

Absolute focus is essential #DogsOfMastodon

Love to have a dream where all my personal insecurities are validated, great way to start the weekend

The sales copy says they have a "women's-specific" fit, whatever that means, but these light socks with pink pastel trim and otters on them keep my masculine feet warm, too. 🦦