“They Will Kill You” is the best “American martial arts movie since Everything, Everywhere, all at once” and it’s bonkers too.

I am awake and it’s everybody else’s problem now.

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RE: https://mas.to/@gamemagprintads/116860414159558675

Wow if you thought “Virtua” was a silly prefix get ready for the “We have Virtua at home” knockoff 🤣

The longer I look this photo I took today the worse it gets.

A snowman display. In July.
The snowman is “warming” (is that what snowmen do?)
Apparently the snowman is edible.
The snowman is scented. (Like…snow?)

Corporations on July 1st:
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #FediCrossing

In The Sopranos’s Episode 2 Season 7 at 14:00 has Sandra Bernhardt and Jenneane Geraffalo guest starring in a lesbian action movie scene where they shoot each other.

M-I-A
Another M-I
M-I-A-M-I
Spells Miami Beach

GIRLS!

Cruising the enchanted forest in D&D

Well?

Omg should I accept???

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Big beers for big tigs! Let the weekend begin!

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The Sailor Moon game for Super Nintendo has a cheat code that removes all the shoes on the Sailors on the loading screens so you can see their feet.

This is something you can not un-know now. You’re welcome.

SLUGGO’S THURSDAY SPECIAL

I like that you can classify Italian politics into two groups:

Pasta (pasta)
Anti-pasta (against pasta)

There is a Lupin the III game for Sega Saturn that has an English patch and it’s really great!

I love Lupin!

All that time lost in the Backrooms and I finally found the can. 😮‍💨
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So Girly pop amirite!

Imagine you are Taylor Swift and you could cure the US hunger crisis with one check but you are renting a stadium and putting a mini golf course and fake trees in it for your billionaire wedding guests to play with instead.

Making an Instagram video with the caption “I learned this from a flight attendant!” But it’s just me sucking a dick.

When I was a kid I was afraid of the giant wolf made of sharp bones that lurked in the yard by our kitchen picture window.

So getting a glass of milk in the middle of the night was always a cautious endeavor.