Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?!

I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 24th) morning from Manchester and will fly to Poole in Dorset where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch.

Then we’ll have a flight to Jersey and return to Poole for dinner, then fly back home.

If interested please DM me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.

RE: https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq/117433941145546084

That dirty selfish cunt Trumps fault

Allies did not warn Kyiv of Russian ballistic missile strikes, says Zelenskyy https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/13/allies-did-not-warn-kyiv-of-russian-ballistic-missile-strikes-says-zelenskyy?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

How mony different weys cin ye explain sumhin tae sumbdy thit husny goat a dinky whit yer oan aboot?

Such as: Ma routers no workin, this means thit it disnae wurk, the hings broken, cream crackered, goosed, buggered, banjoed, paggered, totalled,
it's hud it's chips.

"So whits wrang wae it?" Wis ther answer

It's fucked, dae ye want me tae spell that fur ye?.. Foxtrot.. Uniform.. Charlie.. Kilo.. Echo.. Delta.... Knackered

Ur you mibbes an AI person ah'm talkin tae here? 🤔😳😁

Look at this adorable little kei truck! LOOK AT IT!

#WeirdCarMastodon
#Carshow #keitruck #keicar

Norwegian military personnel discovered that rented Chinese-made cars automatically recorded and stored video footage during military exercises.

https://militarnyi.com/en/news/chinese-cars-in-norway-stored-military-exercise-footage-and-access-codes/

@janestegerlewis I assume you're getting a signed Christian Horner book for Christmas?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/oct/12/christian-horner-red-bull-formula-one

If you want the Russians attention, sanction Mercedes Benz G-Wagens.

RE: https://f.cz/@xChaos/117428079866878958

@thomas_klopf I believe this ticket is for you

@blogdiva Datacenters are legitimate military targets. That's quite literally why DARPA made the internet.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ppcland/117429354459465741

That seems about right for the DPC that moves like a dinosaur with feet of clay

"That washer/dryer combo could be used by cops to identify a property."

📰 Cops can creep on Airbnb
https://www.404media.co/cops-can-creep-on-airbnb/

#Tech #Surveillance #Privacy

Emotional Support Headstones

Remember when the internet was six sites regurgitating each other’s unfunny memes, instead of four sites regurgitating each other’s unsubstantiated world-ending yarns?

RE: https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq/117427713698286257

How has the biggest superpower handed over control to the weakest?

This evening's entertainment: relaxing by watching Martians zapping Victorians. Jeff Wayne's musical version of War of the Worlds, taking chum to see it right after work.

#music #musique #theatre #WarOfTheWorld

@rbreich

@janestegerlewis are you up to date? Not that I remember what happened

@dan 99 problems and this Cadillac is all of them. https://youtu.be/O9Ovs9GjMrw?si=jsfImWrAJPDYzGeD. Thank God you didn't see this when it was for sale!

RE: https://staging3.pnw.zone/@yeetme/117424244473574307

yeeting