The only black dress I have is decorated with tarot cards. Hardly appropriate 🙄

Ordered a new dress over a week ago for a funeral tomorrow. Delayed delivery. Great. No idea what I'm going to wear now. Everything I own is bright and wild

Facebook is a cesspit. People are gleeful for any death these days. Migrants drowning, tiger maulings, suicides, everyone is fair game, everything is an opportunity for a hilarious joke for likes and laughs.
It's a fucking disgrace.

Robot seized by police for 'thrusting up against girl, 16, and touching her buttocks'

Yeah, no... Not a robot... A boy, 16, is accused of using the remote-controlled gadget to assault a girl, 16, on Sunday night.

https://metro.co.uk/2026/10/12/robot-seized-police-thrusting-girl-16-touching-buttocks-29702568/

Calls for new over 70s rules intensify.

Why would any driver argue about regular eye tests? Personally I think every driver should have them every 2 years regardless of age. 👀

https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/andy-burnham-sent-older-driver-070100000.html

New law idea . For every illegally raised flag on a lamppost in the uk an asylum seeker skips the queue and is given immediate British citizenship

Quick Pickled Radishes - My Korean Kitchen

https://mykoreankitchen.com/pickled-radishes/

Imagine if they swapped out the phrases in news headlines...

Did you take your meds today?

This includes your vitamins. Especially vit D. Go on, you know it makes sense

AI does not hallucinate. It gets thing wrong

AI does not go rogue. It is badly programmed.

I'm so sorry I forgot bagels! Which is actually my day to day breakfast, please vote toast if you eat bagels

Good Morning breakfast #poll

#poll

Propositioned by a bin. We'd only just met!

Hegseth was obviously feeling left out

Countries Where Public Executions Are Still Held

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-where-public-executions-are-still-held.html

Easythaiger - is this the best Asian restaurant pun?

https://dishcult.com/restaurant/easythaiger?sortorder=0&page=1&sortOrder=0

Is there such a thing as a phone case that is clear but DOESN'T let you touch the touch screen to activate things?
My baby granddaughter loves to face time but frequently hangs up the phone or randomly adds people to the call!
She likes to hold the phone though.
Any ideas?
Ideally you'd make the call then snap the phone into the case to give to the toddler for the length of the chat.
Have I found a gap in the market? Should I call the dragons?

#poll.

'Sausage Smuggler' charged after bangers stashed down trousers - BBC News

A man who allegedly stuffed packs of sausages down the front of his trousers at a petrol station shop has been charged with theft.

Dubbed the "Sausage Smuggler", Thames Valley Police said CCTV showed packs of sausages being concealed down a man's trousers before he left without paying for the bangers.

Haydon Lucas is accused of rifling through the sausage shelf four times at the BP in Newbury, returning weekly at first and then twice within four days, with the total value of stolen meat reaching nearly £600.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm5yndee0l0jo