The Billings Brisket Bandit has struck again.

Dozens of people have been affected.

Film at ???

@JasonStiff are you ready for some investigative reporting?

Dear Cthulhu,

For my birthday, please give me a Butlerian Jihad.

Love,

Darth

Reminder @ai6yr

Sorry. Couldn't help myself
https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/117589915921633872

So, while we're demanding things from the new Congress, how about ending the blockade on Cuba?

North Dakota appears to be dead set against feeding school children

C'mon Saskatchewan, ride your moose in and kick some sense into the dipshit majority

Long Star?
https://mastodon.social/@houstonpublicmedia/117555891659249484

I feel attacked
https://floss.social/@rdnielsen/117532392549451667

I have also requested a partial refund of my subscription due to the reduced value of their service due to their CEO's comments. We'll see what happens.

As with a lot of people here, I am dismayed at the recent comments from the Proton CEO.

Do not forget to engage with them here: https://protonmail.uservoice.com/

My gutters are cleaned and my boots are snow sealed

I have adulted enough today.

Attention @ai6yr
https://mastodon.social/@JonBaker/117490214748760077

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is someone fucking billionaires gently with a chainsaw at a medium pace.

Love,

Darth Osler

@MaddieM4 the fuck did I just read from your retooting

I'm simultaneously not sober nor drunk enough to deconvolute that word salad

https://jorts.horse/@blursedtexts/117486134176214080

@MaddieM4 just going to place this here and walk away slowly

https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks/117480475310572195

So I'm cleaning old stuff out of the pantry.

Cooked some dry garbanzo beans. Looked at them and added preserved lemon, a bit of cooking liquid, black pepper, olive oil, and a couple splashes of RWV ( I think red wine vinegar deserves the acronym treatment)

Not sure if I'll prefer it as breakfast or lunch

Yo
Don't fuck shit up

*Benches self

In case anyone needs this knowledge, tire plugs will fuse at -13°F/-25°C.

Not many places will experience that in the foreseeable future anymore.

This is why I do not complain about complexity in my profession. It is complex, and I navigate tremendous risks with people. And I may state it is complex, but I do not complain. When I complain, it's time to change prodessions
https://hachyderm.io/@jalefkowit/117440623968901204

Michaelis-Menten kinetics are a super fun part of my history in education.

My med school classmates /hated/ me for our biochem section and I'd do practice kinetics problems with Michaelis Menten applications

*Sigh* *casts pearls before swine again*

So, I need the internet's help, or at least @SRDas and @skinnylatte

Larb/laab: is the platonic ideal with just cooked protein and saucy, or really well-browned and crispy protein and drier?